You might regret the invitation.
I don't know about the fishy story and photosynthesis, but like a whole load of other people, I do worry about climate change and the impact it will have on my children and grandchildren. But - hey! Can I also have a bit of a rant at this stage about the series of impositions that have, like lightning, evolved to what dear old Terry Pratchett has termed an embuggerance? All these rules percolating down on our heads from Brussels, like an acid rain of dragon's piss. These dratted low illumination bulbs we have to use! My study is evolving into a troglodyte's winter den.
Ranting, deep sniff, can become addictive. Okay - I had better stop it or, like my humour-addicted wife, Barbara, I'll start calling people up on the phone for no other purpose than to give two angry old gits the opportunity of sharing extended rants that can go on for hours. But, scientist that I am, let me post a challenging question. I want to engage in the opposite of a rant, but I don't have a word for it. What shall we call it, this very opposite of a rant -- an anti-rant, or pro-rant, or ur-rant -- I don't really fancy the term eulogy? Whatever it is we had all better discover a good term for it fast before the ranters overpower us.
Hey man! This is getting serious. Pass the plonk!
Anyway -- back to the pertinent scientific question -- I like the idea of humankind taking advantage of the free boon of energy from sunlight. But I think we can forget pilchards and focus on the ace solar-powered environmentalists -- the cyanobacteria. So what are they? To quote a sensible colleague: Cyanobacteria are a fascinating and versatile group of bacteria of immense biological importance. Thought to be amongst the first organisms to colonize the earth, these bacteria are the photosynthetic ancestors of chloroplasts in eukaryotes such as plants and algae. In addition they can fix nitrogen, survive in very hostile environments (e.g. down to -60°C), are symbiotic, have circadian rhythms, exhibit gliding mobility, and can differentiate into specialized cell types called heterocysts. This makes them ideal model systems for studying fundamental processes such as nitrogen fixation and photosynthesis. In addition cyanobacteria produce an array of bioactive compounds, some of which could become novel antimicrobial agents, anti-cancer drugs, UV protectants etc. The amazing versatility of cyanobacteria has attracted huge scientific interest in recent years. Given that 24 genomes sequences have been completed and many more projects are currently underway, the point has been reached where there is an urgent need to summarise and review the current molecular biology, genomics, and evolution of these important organisms.
Amen!
Don't you think these are the little guys who already know how to capture the free energy of sunlight and store it in chemical form. They could do their stuff to reduce carbon dioxide and produce more oxygen, while powering towns and cities with electricity that needs no nuclear power or fossil fuel. Think of the vast arid reaches of the cold northern climates, that could be covered in lakes, and maybe even oceans, of these guys. Has it really been explored? I don't know -- but I doubt it because it couldn't be patented, being natural.
Have another glass -- think about it!
Now there's an ur-rant worth drinking to.