Hell for Nonbelievers

mis-t-highs

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have no fear all you atheist's, something to look forward to.


If there is a special Hell for atheists and other nonbelievers, I shall never fear for my comfort. The musings of Epicurus will entertain my mind and Voltaire will tickle my wit. While Paine harries the Devil, Franklin will write us a constitution. Cicero, Madison and Frederick the Great can in turn conspire a government that Marx will quickly deride.

Goethe and Poe will tell delightfully chilling tales by the eternal lake-of-fire-side. Mrs. Cady Stanton and Mrs. B. Anthony will preserve our equality and Darwin will write our history. Messieurs Robert Ingersoll and Bertrand Russell will entertain our ears in the theatre built by Carnegie and designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and they'll speak through the sound system invented by Thomas Edison.

Twain will make us laugh with his satire of old split-foot and criticism of the almighty, and Clarence Darrow will win his right to do so. Nietzsche will philosophize and Freud will analyze. Wells and Roddenberry will give us fantasy, Frost will give us poetry, Shaw will write us a play and Hepburn will be the queen of the stage.

Virginia Wolff will biographize our very own Margaret Sanger, a choice we'll all applaud. Rubinstein will play us a tune and Berlin will pen the words. Charlie Chaplin will adapt for film a comedic tale of H.P. Lovecraft and Earnest Hemmingway that will star W.C. Fields. Howard Hughes will fund the disastrous project.

Pearle Buck and Ayn Rand will make us think and give Skinner thoughts to study. Snoopy will once again have daily installment in our paper, with Schultz returning to the drafting table. All in all I will be quite entertained.

My social calendar will be full to busting, and I'll have many calls to make. The Huxleys (Aldus, Thomas, and Sir Julian Sorell) will be worth a talk on biology and authorship. Perhaps I myself can compose the great novel of the underworld with the help of Lawrence, Orwell, Joyce and Asimov.

I am in good company in my disbelief.

Nevyn O'Kane
 
mis-t-highs said:
have no fear all you atheist's, something to look forward to.


If there is a special Hell for atheists and other nonbelievers, I shall never fear for my comfort. The musings of Epicurus will entertain my mind and Voltaire will tickle my wit. While Paine harries the Devil, Franklin will write us a constitution. Cicero, Madison and Frederick the Great can in turn conspire a government that Marx will quickly deride.

Goethe and Poe will tell delightfully chilling tales by the eternal lake-of-fire-side. Mrs. Cady Stanton and Mrs. B. Anthony will preserve our equality and Darwin will write our history. Messieurs Robert Ingersoll and Bertrand Russell will entertain our ears in the theatre built by Carnegie and designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and they'll speak through the sound system invented by Thomas Edison.

Twain will make us laugh with his satire of old split-foot and criticism of the almighty, and Clarence Darrow will win his right to do so. Nietzsche will philosophize and Freud will analyze. Wells and Roddenberry will give us fantasy, Frost will give us poetry, Shaw will write us a play and Hepburn will be the queen of the stage.

Virginia Wolff will biographize our very own Margaret Sanger, a choice we'll all applaud. Rubinstein will play us a tune and Berlin will pen the words. Charlie Chaplin will adapt for film a comedic tale of H.P. Lovecraft and Earnest Hemmingway that will star W.C. Fields. Howard Hughes will fund the disastrous project.

Pearle Buck and Ayn Rand will make us think and give Skinner thoughts to study. Snoopy will once again have daily installment in our paper, with Schultz returning to the drafting table. All in all I will be quite entertained.

My social calendar will be full to busting, and I'll have many calls to make. The Huxleys (Aldus, Thomas, and Sir Julian Sorell) will be worth a talk on biology and authorship. Perhaps I myself can compose the great novel of the underworld with the help of Lawrence, Orwell, Joyce and Asimov.

I am in good company in my disbelief.

Nevyn O'Kane

Ahhh! That's really cute. :)
But do you know what hell is?

Jan Ardena.
 
Jan Ardena said:
Ahhh! That's really cute. :)
But do you know what hell is?

Jan Ardena.

Hell is a place invented by the leaders of the faithful to frighten the flock into behaving. ;)
 
jan ardana
I believe you've missed the point, shes an atheist and like me has no believe in god/gods, devil/demons, heaven or hell its "sarcasm".

path:well said .
 
path,

Hell is a place invented by the leaders of the faithful to frighten the flock into behaving. ;)

Care to name some of these leaders, as they must be very famous?

jan ardana
I believe you've missed the point, shes an atheist and like me has no believe in god/gods, devil/demons, heaven or hell its "sarcasm".

Then why bother to bring it up?
Do you get some kind of satisfaction from being sarcastic?
Now what?
Got any more sarcasm?

Jan Ardena.
 
Perhaps the point is that there are many good, important and intelligent people that would go to hell if one believes in specific religious ideas and constructs.
 
You might want to rephrase that statement.

It stands that those who repress the truth of their conscience and are self seeking are the ones who end up in hell.

I have never known any "intelligent" or "good" person who behaved so.
 
mis-t-highs said:
have no fear all you atheist's, something to look forward to.


If there is a special Hell for atheists and other nonbelievers, I shall never fear for my comfort. The musings of Epicurus will entertain my mind and Voltaire will tickle my wit. While Paine harries the Devil, Franklin will write us a constitution. Cicero, Madison and Frederick the Great can in turn conspire a government that Marx will quickly deride.

Goethe and Poe will tell delightfully chilling tales by the eternal lake-of-fire-side. Mrs. Cady Stanton and Mrs. B. Anthony will preserve our equality and Darwin will write our history. Messieurs Robert Ingersoll and Bertrand Russell will entertain our ears in the theatre built by Carnegie and designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and they'll speak through the sound system invented by Thomas Edison.

Twain will make us laugh with his satire of old split-foot and criticism of the almighty, and Clarence Darrow will win his right to do so. Nietzsche will philosophize and Freud will analyze. Wells and Roddenberry will give us fantasy, Frost will give us poetry, Shaw will write us a play and Hepburn will be the queen of the stage.

Virginia Wolff will biographize our very own Margaret Sanger, a choice we'll all applaud. Rubinstein will play us a tune and Berlin will pen the words. Charlie Chaplin will adapt for film a comedic tale of H.P. Lovecraft and Earnest Hemmingway that will star W.C. Fields. Howard Hughes will fund the disastrous project.

Pearle Buck and Ayn Rand will make us think and give Skinner thoughts to study. Snoopy will once again have daily installment in our paper, with Schultz returning to the drafting table. All in all I will be quite entertained.

My social calendar will be full to busting, and I'll have many calls to make. The Huxleys (Aldus, Thomas, and Sir Julian Sorell) will be worth a talk on biology and authorship. Perhaps I myself can compose the great novel of the underworld with the help of Lawrence, Orwell, Joyce and Asimov.

I am in good company in my disbelief.

Nevyn O'Kane

I hope they have dogs in hell. I like dogs.
 
Crunchy Cat: I hope they have dogs in hell. I like dogs.
*************
M*W: No. There are no dogs in hell. Dogs only go to heaven. They are sinless creatures who are filled with love. Especially, Retrievers.

Dogs are sacred animals. They are blessed creatures that go to heaven.
 
Medicine Woman said:
Crunchy Cat: I hope they have dogs in hell. I like dogs.
*************
M*W: No. There are no dogs in hell. Dogs only go to heaven. They are sinless creatures who are filled with love. Especially, Retrievers.

Dogs are sacred animals. They are blessed creatures that go to heaven.

Oh, I'm sure we'll find a rotty or 2 in hell no?
 
Jan Ardena said:
path,
Care to name some of these leaders, as they must be very famous?
Jan Ardena.

Well who wrote the sacred texts that speak of hell or eternal damnation? I believe you would actually need to go further back than that since most sacred texts are based upon ancient oral mythology.
 
All the coolest rock bands are going to be in hell, as well. We can all rock out at one bit concert for the rest of eternity. If we've got to run around acting all silly blind to our own actions as most God fearing Christians in order to end up with some Air conditioning in the afterlife, then I say the trade off just isn't worth it. Live your own life and rock in hell!

Also, on a side note, it’s long been an observation of mine that it seems a bit hypocritical that all sodomites should be hell bound when the supposed requirements for getting into heaven entail acting as though you’ve got something stuck up your ass.
 
"Oh, I'm sure we'll find a rotty or 2 in hell no?"

No indeed. The high masters of the universe, Disney, have proclaimed that "All dogs go to heaven," so they must.
 
path said:
Well who wrote the sacred texts that speak of hell or eternal damnation? I believe you would actually need to go further back than that since most sacred texts are based upon ancient oral mythology.

Are you absolutely certain that scriptures are mythology?

Jan Ardena.
 
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