Finish my Sentence

[tablariddim]

The tiger ate him

 

[Oniw17]

and went to a far away land to....

 

[Meanwhile]

and went to a far away land to....

digest...

 

[Meanwhile]

no, to burp...

 

[Meanwhile]

no, no: to defecate Baron Max...

 

[Meanwhile]

...upon which, by some weird transmogrification, the lion started looking a lot like Baron Max, so...

 

[Meanwhile]

the lion thought, hey, might as well impersonate him, why not? and so it did...

 

[Meanwhile]

and people started to wonder why on earth Baron Max was now looking like a long haired hippie...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

except his friends accountant who knew he always looked like a smelly hippie. His accountant therefore ...

 

[Meanwhile]

His accountant therefore ...

set a trap to prove it...

 

[Oniw17]

didn't...

 

[Meanwhile]

she knew he frequented a place called Scienceforums, no Sciforums... she registered... and started to troll him...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

with the energy of a drama queen on heat. This proved to be ...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....quite effective. But suddenly a dirty liberal posted something that made his brain explode with anger, and...

 

[draqon]

the story that has long been told to children of Abbytyan Empire has ended there "but wait" said the elder...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....there was a final gruesome twist, it turned out that the storyteller was in fact the ....

 

[draqon]

semi-God 0f...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....a demi-God of...

 

[Oniw17]

a meme god of...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...a God who was omnipotent. However half of an omnipotent God is actually.....