Finish my Sentence

[draqon]

a nearby meteorite explosion of...

 

[Oniw17]

incredible magnitude. However, it wasn't nearly...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

as explosive as the orgasm she had last night, when ...

 

[Oniw17]

Baron Max...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

failed to show up for a date, and hence she turned to the garden gnome for ...

 

[Oniw17]

advice on...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

how to handle Baron Max. The garden gnome was adament in his advice on Baron Max. He told her ...

 

[Oniw17]

to hop on his...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

bandwagon and create the ultimate ...

 

[Oniw17]

porno, with Baron Max, herself, and everybody's favorite gnome....

 

[spuriousmonkey]

and hugh hefner being mindlessly assaulted by 72 playmates. This aroused the garden gnome into action and he ..

 

[Oniw17]

jumped on...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Baron max and tore him a new asshole accompagnied by the words: 'never apologise'. This generated much commotion among the playmates which ...

 

[Oniw17]

mutated into vampires, and began feasting on Hef's rare C blood type, not knowing that the C stood for...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

cunt. The gnome knew of course. He

 

[Oniw17]

took a couple hit form the Baron, then called out to the playmates, yelling " The gnome interupted her, " what does this story have to do with my decree?" Just then,......

 

[spuriousmonkey]

a tiger appeared and ate the gnome. The mermaid asked the tiger why he ate the gnome and the tiger ate the mermaid. Baron max asked why he ate the mermaid and the tiger ...

 

[imaplanck.]

.....said "youre not going to cook and eat my penis, are you?" Auntie Max replied........

 

[spuriousmonkey]

'what penis? I've seen no proof of a penis!', after which the tiger jumped on Max and ...

 

[Oniw17]

began mollesting him. Baron Max turned around and 'puched the tiger between the eyes.' After which...