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anal flute mastery. The gypsies loved arseholes (as they affectionately called them) and when a beloved family member died, the first thing they'd do was cut the sphincter out and put it in with the others in a pickle jar, to save for the end of year feast. It is a common myth that...
 
...consumption of these preserved "rear-endages" provided the greatest netherly "air supply" by which to fill the air with aromatic tunesmithery - while in fact, it was well known that the 77 & 7 tenths degree Recto-Colonic Maestros actually consumed a steady diet of...
 
'tunnel tunes' from a little known band of flatulent flautists going by the name of 'Clark Beans and the Anal Explosions', last seen performing at.....
 
the beginning came first as it was both the end and the beginning, but than the end came last as it was both the beggining and the end, so thus the dragon rose above...
 
...miscalculating badly, causing his patented Acme™ Duo~tronic arti-pre-frontal lobe to be torn straight thru said appendage and flung into the nigh~incomprehensible abyss, where it experienced the strangest revelation...
 
'professional soccer players fake injury, holy shit, who' da thunk it'...'but wait there's more, when women say don't buy me anything it really means....
 
...married him not long ago after they divorced and the law firm joined the couple with an everlasting bondship they shared until the day...
 
pussy which cushioned the fall, poor thing never had a chance, and so our heroine began her search for a new one at the.........
 
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