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"NEVER!!", shouted the young pilot, dancing across the sky in his battered Gooney Bird. He levelled off, with the tailfin of the enemy plane in sight, before...
 
...realizing that the "bogey" was - against all logic, reason, sense, and sanity - in actuality a flying dog house. It's pilot, apparently an albino beagle, looked back at him over his shoulder and shook a fist - er, paw - angrily, snarling...
 
and screamed he'd like to shoot some round-headed kid full of holes if he got the chance, however the mutt drifted to close to North Korean Dog Vendor space and was skewered, then sent to the ......
 
...canine brain-gel separator assembly of "Doktah Kim" - where the first atomic-powered test shot had just been conducted, fooling everyone into thinking it's true purpose was...
 
he was attempting wormhole construction techniques, but unfortunately it cleared a path for invasion from the other side of the universe, in the form of creatures that.....
 
...at first appeared to bear a striking resemblance to His Lord High Supreme Ultra-Divine Majesty, The Meta/Supra-All~God (All Hail God... All Praise God... His Round-House Kick is mighty... His Round-House Kick is omnipotent...), until it was noticed that their facial hair was, in, fact, cheesy glue on motion picture prop material which looked as though it had been harvested from...
 
...created to house the aforementioned mountain wool-beasts whose fleecy fuzz was the sole substance of sufficient quality to clothe He of the Omnipotent Round~House whence he soujourned 'midst the chilly environs of...
 
...windswept mountain~top retreat of the Seventeen Inveterate Winos, a group notoriously spare with words, yet prolific in their production - and voracious in their consumption - of a deep purple rotgut known colloquially as...
 
...pureed severed heads & liquified sourdough bread; it's purple haze in actuality derived from the addition of...
 
copious amounts of clear uh... secretions from She who wears the pretty purple cloak of invisibility, She who must be obeyed, She who is obviously insanely...
 
...jealous of the football cleats of the Great Ranseur, who could run up sheer vertical walls while clad in these podiatric wonder machines, which were made of the finest shock-forged Adamantite, with uppers sewn from the kiln-dried skin of infant dandelion-eaters, raised from embrionic stem cells for the sole purpose of sacrificing their sleek, tender hides by the 77 & 7 tenths semi-permanent worlds' last remnants of the Phalange movement, known to those who cared to speak the word as...
 
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