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...the site where Ted Kennedy's car went under, and having a piss off the bridge to commemorate...
 
the moment...went suddenly a man comes from the other side of the bridge...he is carrying three portraits...the men look at the portraits...and notice that the faces change if viewed from a side...

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..."It's some bleedin' proddy bastard wit' pitchers O' the Brit Roy'l Fam'ly !"
O'Smedlahan shouted ,and the half-drunken ex-Crossmagleners quickly pulled on balaclavas and produced sawed-off Armalite rifles from beneath their trenchcoats - "Up the Republic !" O'Hanlasmed bellowed, as the racket of automatic weapons fire attracted the attention of...
 
...as nobody had been informed of the impending Universal Re~Start with sufficient advanced notice to prepare a proper Form 999-stroke-999-dash-ZZZb(3):Request For Reincarnation, Specific Identity Type. Little Billy O'Blodgitsonhanlesmedling-On-Smythe's plight seemed especially heart-wrenching, as he bawled, " Wot if I come back as some kinda bleedin' "...
 
and then someone pushed the button and the friggin' circuit board on the Universal Transtemporal Chronograph has a capacitor burn out and before anyone can shut the thing off the universe is......
 
...But this development did not hinder the Reduplification one iota, and the New Bestest Most Bold High Glorious and Splendiderrifical Universe coursed on and on and on throughout the manifold indemnifications of the...
 
...there were those among the Nu-Godz who strode the fuchsia expanses of this new reality who questioned whether or not the name "Manlyverse" was entirely appropriate, especially as the neither pink nor purple color scheme...
 
so their robes would match their platinum mullets, then the Nu-Godz decided that they would make some wretched crawly thing in their image and call it ....
 
, the King of the Western Hemisphere. The Nu-Gods would use this pawn to...
 
lay waste to 71 year old wino sprawled out in front of the door to the Dollhouse Gentleman's Club in Herkamajerk California who claimed he was the rightful heir to...
 
Thus, our heroes' journey ended. Jacko lived the rest of his life as a hermit, and everyone else lived peacefully with the Nu-Gods forever. So says the legend.
 
But anal sex prevailed. Er, Justice. Justice prevailed.

The new-new world shunned money in favour of a sexual bartering system. Harold Rawley was desperate for the brand new 'Super Wizzer' sports car, so every day after school he would walk down to the showroom and perform fellatio on the silver haired salesman that he'd first spoken with. It wasn't all...
 
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