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....sucked on the luxurient knockers, the taste was heavenly like a sweet virgin, "Was it?" Jacko asked. Or was it an illusion?.....
 
...was the door actually starting to open, he sucked harder until he saw enough room to peek inside, and when he did he got the shock of his life...for there, not more than 10 feet away stood.....
 
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bared his ass, whereupon Hogan dropped his drawers and said to Jacko, 'that's not an ass, this is an ass'....Jacko used Hogan's anal vanity to dash past him at this point only to discover the Oracle who said, ' You have passed the 1st test, there are more, behold your next task,' ....astonished, Jacko saw that next he had to..........
 
...remove the 6 cylinder shaft from Hogan's vainly exposed anus and return it to the inside of the Range Rover, but just as he reached for it...
 
duck billed platypus that he always carried, Jacko cried crocodile tears, Hogan laughed uncontrollably and then inexplicably farted in mid-hysterics propelling the cylinder towards the Rover, Jacko took advantage of the opportunity and picked it up as he dashed towards the Rover....once inside he found the Oracle again..."very good Jacko, now you must hurry and....."
 
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Suddenly his reality changed again, Jacko was in a white padded room. Just as he opened his eyes,....
 
he saw a huge hypodermic needle being inserted into his ass, strangely he felt calmness and relief come over him, 'Wow, this is good shit' he thought....just then the imposing figure of.......
 
...Hogan in a Asylum's outfit sticking the needle into his ass was before his eyes. "It was all just a dream" Jacko said, "and you were in it, and so was nurse Hutchinson, and nurse Hamlet. All just a dream, now its gone, like a fart in the wind..." and after the injection, Jacko was escorted to Dr. Dickerson for surgery. Litlle did he know he was part of a secret experiment to...
 
.....transplant donkey organs to a human specimen. Jacko thought this was rather odd indeed and decided to implement his secret weapon which was....
 
an ancient custard pie with powers so great that in an instance it could tun the entire population of clowns into...
 
the political leaders of the world but when he went to retrieve it from its secret hiding place beneath the Pyramids of Giza he found only crumbs left on the plate...'Son of a bitch, someone's already used it", he cried out disappointed, Jacko then....
 
....went for his backup custard pie he had stashed in the sphinx's rectal cavity. With this Jacko held aloft the pie so custardy and.....
 
tasty.....'hmmmm', thought Jacko. ' one bite won't hurt, besides I'm starving' and with that thought in mind Jacko did eat of the pie, and eat of the pie Jacko did, and from the sphinx's rectal cavity boomed the voice of .......
 
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