Finish my Sentence

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...God..."Jacko, it's been a long time. I know these sins that you've committed. I will forgive you for now. There is a greater threat. One of my good friends at sciforums has informed me that Satan, Lucifer, the Devil has come. I need you do do something for me Jacko, but first, we will have to meet somewhere else, people could be listening here." Hearing these words, Jacko....
 
....lept up and kicked his gerbil in the face. He then called upon the dog boy killer of the underworld to vanquish for him the........
 
somewhere from the depths of hell, the Beast, all 666 lbs of him was about to emerge into the Salt Lake City night and he was pissed and lookin' for ......
 
..Mr.Treacles balls. The neon gasses then wore off. It was all a trick that Sly had played on him. Now,....
 
.....molesting micky mouse and donald duck. Just then Jacko went on that virticle drop ride thing and his pants turned.....
 
... inside out, revealing his pimpled genitalia. He slammed on the boombox he always carries with him, much to the.....
 
found a Golden ticket in a Wonka Bar, this was no coincidence, this was destiny, the ticket meant that he......
 
vile little practice of eating zebra poo, which wouldn't be too bad except that they add a special ingredient to the poo to make it more palatable, which tastes nice for little midgets with colourful hair, but not for patriotic heroes like us, who like to ....
 
...eat the poo without the special ingredient. Jacko entered the factory with the other 4 children. Then...
 
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