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caused him to touch them way too often thus the area became sensitive, then irritable and then infected, there was only one thing left to do, he had to......
 
.....he divert the pain from his testicles any other way :D . He then set off to seek a beautiful girl he had once met called Alana. With so much regret that he didn't.....
 
...fondle her and steal her incandescent soul to ease his own pain at a later time. This was the thing that he had to tak care of before...
 
had to lie on his back naked and aroused, then showered with peanuts so he could thrust his pelvis skyward and shout to the world, "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here", just then the men in the white coats came a knockin', it was time to.....
 
.....act like a one haired flesh melting monkey man from the planet zogdut, an attempt to fool them into believing him sane. It would have worked as well if it wasn't for........
 
the great green gobs of grimey greasy gopher guts splattered on the windshield of the Hummer, "Christ I didn't know they could fly" Jacko muttered, "where the fuck am I?", just then out of the sky a very large hand descended down and ......
 
be part of Wrestlemania, $%#@&%^* Vince McMahon, punch out his son and make love to his daughter, but just then a voice shouted at him from his moonwalk shoes, "No !!! You stupid bugger that ain't it, you're supposed to go to ......
 
started his own business, Jacko's Jackanapes, then franchised it out only to be named in a class action suit by a group of retired Japanese Kamikaze pilots who claimed that the Pufferfish Sushi Bar Nuggets caused them irreparable mental trauma because .....
 
.....because Jacko hired an old blind cleaning woman named Mabel to prepare the highly poisonous fish for the table. Just then Jacko.....
 
...was attacked by the queen of Ganymede. But wait wasn't that a dream? Jacko was begining to lose concept of what reality was, and he was learning that ignorance truely is bliss. He started plotting the...
 
first blonde bimbo to whom he paid 500 bucks to for some mental telepathic sex, 'was it as good for you as it was for me', he asked her; to which Debbie replied, 'even better' and after that moment Jacko knew the Queen of Ganymede was going to be.....
 
...the Scarlet Whore of Babylon described in the book of Revelation; astride the great Beast With Seven Heads, and hell bent for leather intent on fulfilling the triple-secret phantom prophecies of...
 
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