Finish my Sentence

[Killjoy]

... something was obviously screwy with the programming of the blasted thing, since it kept confusing "salad greens" with "cannabis leaves", which meant that about a half hour after dinner I'd...

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

probably be flaming my farts, The Blue Dart King that's me, in fact I feel one coming on right now, let's see, if I position myself just right, now flick my Bic and ....whooooosh...I just.....

 

[Spud Emperor]

just torched the curtains but i kind of like that effect( fact that I singed a few errant arse hairs only accentuated the sense of wellbeing I was experiencing) It improved the view...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...despite my terrible lot in life. But the [ENC]Law of infinite down-ness[/ENC] guaranteed that I would

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

write another 'Finish My Sentence' reply, but because it is infinitely depressing I figured......

 

[Nickelodeon]

...my mind would explode in a ball of fiery........

 

[Killjoy]

`
...burst of old-style incandescent lighting courtesy of El Cabana Los 'Tardos, which would be of such a horrendous psychedelic quality that it would carry my errant, erratic, erroneous (and occaisionally "pre-verse") excuses for trains of thoughts up, and up, and up, and up, and on, and on, and on, and on, until such time as I would swear that...

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

American hieroglyphics in motion would be the next......

 

[Nickelodeon]

......thing to go wrong followed by.....

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

an 'F' in chemistry, no problem, I'll just....

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....blind the admissions tutor with my big large huge.......

 

[draqon]

as well stuff the tutor with some ....:xctd::m::xctd:

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....sexy slinky seamless smiling......

 

[Reiku]

Wow.

 

[draqon]

...said Reiku when he saw Nickelodeon convert the gif image into ascii generated animation code...'I cannot believe it", said Reiku sat down on a bench atop the highest hill in Scotland and cried "Nickelodeon converted my love into ASCII code! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"...

 

[Reiku]

Quirky...

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

said Reiku, admiring each pelvic thrust with a .......

 

[Nickelodeon]

...wander through the maze of infinite mazes. Suddenly he saw a rat in the maze......

 

[Nickelodeon]

....which swallowed him whole. As he progressed through its bowels he couldnt help thinking about............

 

[shorty_37]

how he picked the wrong day to wear white. How the hell was he going to explain these stains to his chinese dry cleaner who......