Finish my Sentence

[draqon]

just happened to leave his job at the Dry Cleaners and find a new job in Quantum Physics Department to calculate the positions of...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....various atoms that were worth $100,000,002 each. But then he knocked over his coffee and.........

 

[draqon]

got fired, went back to the Dry Cleaners job to listen to his customer's explanations about stain formations...

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....swallowed 7 highly valuable atoms he found lying on the soap dispenser. Suddenly...........

 

[shorty_37]

he started going through all the suit pockets looking for spare change. Then he pulled out a tiny piece of paper with the # 47842GTE34 on it, he paused for a moment.......

 

[draqon]

and swallowed it...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....and died. Horibly. In pain. Then came the violent projectile diarrhea .......

 

[Learned Hand]

which burnt like a son of a bitch until he thought he was in Hell, but then

 

[shorty_37]

he opened his eyes and there before him was an image of......

 

[draqon]

Goku, in his third stage releasing the spirit bomb...

 

[Learned Hand]

which resembled a green football with a spattering of cheez-whip which whizzed around until it landed perfectly . . .

 

[shorty_37]

on the tip of this penis which starting turning green and then started growing into the shape of.......

 

[draqon]

whatever women think penises that turn green grow into, meanwhile none of this really happened...

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

instead he went stark raving mad & went around telling everyone that he........

 

[draqon]

found the equation that united gravitation and magnetism

 

[shorty_37]

in a can of baby formula that he ordered for his online baby who really isn't a baby at all....

 

[draqon]

but a dream to have a baby of his own...

 

[Killjoy]

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...but alas, rather than uniting gravitation and magnetism, he had in fact combined peanut butter and chocolate, the embarassing reult of which was...

 

[draqon]

his bad cholesterol rose and thus probability of heart stroke has greatly increased...

 

[Learned Hand]

beyond the capacity of the infinite improbability drive, and as a result he was briefly transformed into Goku, who, during the release of his third stage spirit bomb . . .