Finish my Sentence

[Nickelodeon]

...my $!&£*^£.....

 

[Oniw17]

into a nearby light socket, attempting to...

 

[Nickelodeon]

..revive it, but a power surge ripped through the house and left me with a cooked.....

 

[draqon]

...salmon hovering within the spherical plasma electrical discharge...

 

[Oniw17]

which resulted from the awesome power of my $!&£*^£....

 

[draqon]

that came from a surcharge of electricity within the neuron transmitters of the $!&£*^£...

 

[Oniw17]

, and also...

 

[draqon]

the thermal heat generated by the surcharge burned the walls and the ceiling creating an imminent...

 

[Oniw17]

burning paint alling from the ceiling all over me, and also on my $!&£*^£, which made me....

 

[Nickelodeon]

....discharge all over a passer by.....

 

[akasha1]

... and made him into a superhero of...

 

[Oniw17]

another universe, which was a shadow of the real world where my excrement is God. Of course this meant...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...that I was Gods' excrement. I went over to the big lever and pulled it down. Suddenly.......................

 

[Oniw17]

I opened my mind and became aware of the psychic phoenomena, which I could now access by delving deeply into this shadow universe. I would use this new found strength to...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...see into the shadows. But there was nothing really that interesting in the dark, except for a couple of violent muggers. I told them to go away but the............

 

[Oniw17]

one asked me if I had any money. I told him no, and he said"Yes you do." Then the other one grabbed me from behind and the first one pulled out his gun. The perfect time to use my psychic powers had emerged....

 

[Nickelodeon]

....and I started chanting "halla! halla! halla!". It worked- they were paralsyed in fits of hysterical laughter. I made a quick get-away but soon found......

 

[Oniw17]

myself in another unlikely position. I watched through the crack of the slightly open door as my neighbor mixed the cocaine that he just brought up from Miami, where he got it from a Cuban aguy who was smuggling it form...

 

[Nickelodeon]

Cuba. However he was mixing it up with anthrax, and to my suprise.........

 

[Oniw17]

he was an undercover 'Islamofascist' who was purposely killing the christian coke/crackheads in the tristate area. He became a Muslim fundamentalist the last time he was in prison. After the first few years, he decided to join a gang, and he joined a religious group, because...