Athiests: I am buying souls
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As you stated, we atheists do not believe we have souls. To sell our non-existent souls to you would be fraud. Although I cannot speak for everyone, my moral code doesn't allow that.
What is the purpose of the form? What information are you collecting?
But he doesnt PayPal
No. Dimwit, we have a soul (bigger and more profound than your poor little mind can comprehend), it just doesn't go on for eternity.
I've got free tickets to heaven ( I stole 'em off an old Nun), thousand bucks apiece, send me your credit card details sunshine.
I've got free tickets to heaven ( I stole 'em off an old Nun), thousand bucks apiece, send me your credit card details sunshine.
Second thought.
If you include this text on the bill of sale:
"I acknowledge that I have been informed by the seller that souls do not exist."
Then, the transaction would not be fraudulent (in my eyes at least) and I will happily sell you my non-existent soul. But, my minimum price is $27.
If you include this text on the bill of sale:
"I acknowledge that I have been informed by the seller that souls do not exist."
Then, the transaction would not be fraudulent (in my eyes at least) and I will happily sell you my non-existent soul. But, my minimum price is $27.
Call it half a million and I'll sell you my soul. Surely you appreciate the fact that it's in good condition, is a very rare item, and is in fact very collectable.
I offer a range of other items, including my "invisible unicorn" brand. Now normally they retail at $10,000 but I'm not asking $8,000, I'm not even asking $7,000; for you, because I like you son, a mere $5,000. That's right, I don't make that offer to just anybody ya know.... and they make a great christmas present....
I'll even throw in my sense of decency for free.
I offer a range of other items, including my "invisible unicorn" brand. Now normally they retail at $10,000 but I'm not asking $8,000, I'm not even asking $7,000; for you, because I like you son, a mere $5,000. That's right, I don't make that offer to just anybody ya know.... and they make a great christmas present....
I'll even throw in my sense of decency for free.
I also don't believe in a soul and can't sell you something that does not exist to me with my beliefs. I would never ask you to sell what you belive in so why are you asking me to sell someting that I don't belive in? Why is it you just can' t live and belive in what you want to and let others belive in what they want to?
Do you believe they can be transferred from one person to another?
Interesting. Which religion do you follow?
Half a million? I can get a dozen hobos to jump off the Grand Canyon for that kind of money- what makes your soul worth so much?
How about "If I have a soul, I am selling it to ________"?
$27? $5 is my buying price. Why would an athiest pick $27? 3X3X3?
Sorry, your wording wouldn't work. It implies I might have a soul. I can't morally stipulate to something I regard as false. The number 27 has personal significence unrelated to this transaction. I thought of asking for $666 but I decided that might imply that I believed in the devil or some other mythical creature, which would also make the transaction fraudulent.
You can have my nonexistent soul with the original wording and price.
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OK, we have a bid of $5, any advance? There is a reserve price, and you don't want to lose out,.... any advance on $5?
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Hey hey! The bots have a new sales angle now?
Keep this up and I'm going to start thinking you're some kind of commercial bot.
The last soul I owned I gave to Satan in tribute- did it in '88 when I was a high school senior on a Halloween eve.
These souls- well- once I own them, it's really none of your business anymore, is it?