Suppose there was a universe. Perhaps this universe existed in spacial dimensions we literally cannot concieve of. Maybe beings in this universe reached such a stage as to make our understanding of our own universe seem like that of bacteria.
Suppose there was an invisible pink unicorn...
I guess it's my dislike for "suppose", (although admittedly I'm sure I have used it on occasion), that causes me the problems with religious people. While Jan might very well think he is speaking for the mass majority of 'his kind', it is one of a gazillion of different "suppose's" that I have been given - and indeed mine is just another one - yet in this instance we actually have a written "suppose" to work with. To a christian such as Jan, god is either unaware and in a position where others can, and do, better him, or he has a master plan that must be fulfilled exactly as planned in order for it to have been omnisciently planned, and for the goal to come to fruition. Every sentence from jesus, every law, event and action must have been the exact way for things to happen else that plan wouldn't have been an omniscient plan. Man
had to fail,
had to get drowned etc etc in order for there ever to have been a jesus to die for your, (not you specifically), forgiveness.
But I also personally accept a man at his word. If a man says he is here to kick the ever living shit out of my mother, I don't assume he's just saying that some people might not like my mother - indeed it is a threat from this specific man against my mother.
"I have not come to bring peace but a sword" is a specific statement -
not implying that some people might not like jesus, but that
his purpose was to cause the descension among mankind that has ensued.
Is that a "suppose"? I suppose so, but then it is all we have.
I suppose these beings would be the equivalent of gods, with no plan that we would recognize, but certainly not halfwits. Of course, this is just as likely as the FSM. Fun to think about though.
But therein lies the daftness of it all. You and I could sit here and conjure up a gazillion and one different ideas and beliefs and "suppose's" and yet for what? Thing of it is, those "suppose's" make billions. Those "suppose's" rule lives, are shoved upon your kids. Hell, even Hubbard - a guy busy with his lovely work of fiction can start one of these "suppose's" that actually gains a few million ardent supporters.
It's a "suppose" free for all. Who gives a shit what's real and what ain't, it all comes down to how good your agent is. And while Jan will laugh and agree; "Hubbard, lol.. what a twat - and his followers, lol.. what twats", he doesn't realise he and they are one and the same. His only 'saving grace' is that his beliefs agent is a hell of a lot older - and thus knew less, but sold better. Even Hitler sold a few tickets - and that's where it becomes scary.
Someone here provided a link to the Dawkins programme - and there's an interesting part in it where he questions some priesty bloke about visitors to that place where the water "supposedly" heals people. The guy says 80,000 people visit per year, and in 150 years of doing so there are 60 recorded 'miracles'.
The priesty bloke doesn't even notice the utter idiocy in that mathematics - and still, drones upon drones of twerps go there trying to undo the bad that has befallen them - which is all, ("supposedly"), because of god's will anyway.
The problem is that the "suppose" is permanently backed up. If shit hits the fan it's "gods plan" or "god works in mysterious ways". The day one person finally survives his cancer it's an act of god's mercy, or proof that "supposed" god exists.
It's lunacy. As a doctor, I see this kind of lunacy frequently. Fortunately it doesn't usually survive long in the open - is caught, diagnosed, treated, (as much as we can), and contained. What we have now is a couple of billion lunatics out in the open. If people would recognise that, the medical establishment wouldn't have to create a billion different mental conditions every 5 minutes. "Hey, you get depressed during winter?" We give it a name, we diagnose it, we, (often), prescribe sale.
Although perhaps not the thing I should say, who cares who gets a little upset in winter? It's the religious that scare me - what with all that "supposing".
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If the many sects are proof that the verses you mentioned are questionable, then in which sects were those verses the cause of division?
You want me to go through that many thousand? And indeed that many billion personal understandings?
All it ever takes is a sentence - as you should be aware. From trinity to golden teeth. One sentence seems to be enough for you folk, and yet from me, (with more than one sentence), it's unacceptable.
Is the scenario in which "God did make a plan" limitted to example you gave?
Hell no. If I wanted to have a debate with myself I'd just do it in notepad, so why don't you give me it straight?
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Let's just revisit the extent of this debate. Let me know if I've missed something. At the moment your argument seems to be based on an English application of the word "hate"
Incorrect. My application seems to be on an educated and majority understanding of the translation of an ancient text into English. Some guy on the internet telling me "hate" doesn't mean "hate" - as decided by the majority of qualified translators, doesn't mean a whole heck of a lot.
C'mon Jan, you've done one sentence and got it wrong...
as it apears in Luke 14:26 (although such an application is obviously contrary to the parallel passage of Matt. 10:37 and similar usage in the Bible)
Much like not working Sabbath and "it's ok" are obviously contradictory. Such is the bible - and that cannot be helped given the amount of writers and time frame.
When the contextual evidence makes your application seem unlikely, your explanation is that "even Jesus has his off days". If an "obvious bias" alone settles any argument, then yours comes off no better than mine.
Inaccurate. With regards to the bible and jesus, you are simply
incapable of looking at any other angle. I have and will welcome discussion about the good teachings, about jesus' 'good' teachings. You are utterly incapable of doing the opposite in return.
Do you disagree?
Another aspect of your argument is the issue of division, which I think you've realized by now I don't deny.
But do you agree that this 'division' is "well, some people wont accept jesus", or that jesus came to make it so?
You came to the logical conclusion: people who aren't sick don't need a doctor - something Jesus himself affirmed (Mark 2:17).
Sorry, hate to intrude - but was I supposed to be impressed by someone saying people who aren't sick don't need a doctor? Oh you and jesus are such info givers. Lol.
"It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick".
Way to go jesus!
Then Simeon blessed them and said to Mary, his mother: "This child is destined to cause the falling and rising of many in Israel, and to be a sign that will be spoken against, so that the thoughts of many hearts will be revealed. And a sword will pierce your own soul too." (Luke 2:34-35)
At this point it is worth noticing that I haven't in any way declined his intelligence or indeed godliness, (which is rare from an atheist). The issue does not lie here, but with his purpose, his function, what he came to do. Judging by his own words, he came to bring the sword, not peace.
A distinction must be made here, so I should have made myself a little clearer. You may consult many translations of the Bible, but your argument depends on one translation of Luke 14:26 that all of them share: the non-idiomatic translation. You're therefore appealing to a false "majority", since it's actually a repetition of the same "literal" translation.
But all you're doing here is asking me, or indeed telling me, to accept your 'version' of that translation - that clearly seems to be harder than it looks - given that the majority, according to you, have royally fucked it up. While I would bow down to you Jen, I would ask right now that you back it up. I would love for you to go head to head with all these translators and tell them they're wrong. From my position, where do I get my unchangeable absolute word of god from? Clearly not the same version you do.
So, a few months ago I came up with an idea. Everyone seems to have a problem with the bible. Everyone has one - nobody has ever read it - and if they have, it's undoubted that their understanding conflicts with a few million other people. I decided the only fair thing to do was to write a modern man's bible. A bible that everyone could read and understand. The only problem is.. Who's understanding should I work from? Clearly not the dozen or so bibles I currently own - because Jen says so. Admittedly therefore, I have become a little stuck - but have worked briefly on a first part - written in modern day lingo, for modern day man. Tell me what you think, (it is long for 3 pages of a book).
So there was this entity called God. This being had existed forever, happy with an eternal life by itself out in the middle of a literal nowhere, a literal nothingness. It roamed around all day in the middle of nothing, doing nothing, saying nothing, and knowing all there is to know about nothing. I guess however that even an eternal, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent entity gets bored eventually, and so some time halfway through this eternal existence, (not that there can be a ‘half’ because it’s eternal), this specific entity got a bit bored, a bit lonesome. It longed for something to do, something to be all powerful, all knowing and all present over. What would be the point of being all knowing if there was nothing to know? What would be the point in being all powerful if there was nothing to be powerful over? I might as well explain right now that this entity was and is a man. He has testicles just like the rest of us, and yet nobody to fondle them. If I were in his position I would undoubtedly utilize my powers and knowledge to create the only known female in existence that does not complain, and one ‘godly’ enough to be able to fondle my balls all day. However, this God being came up with a different plan, an astounding plan, a plan that only a god could come up with. He came up with what we refer to as ‘something’.
‘Something’ is the result of messing with nothingness to such a degree whereby there is no longer nothing, but something. After an eternity of nothingness I must confess that somethingness would sound rather appealing, and can only admire the sheer intelligence of a being that can even think of undertaking such a worthy and difficult endeavour. But this is exactly what this eternal being decided to do.
The first thing he would need of course was light. Yes, even omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, eternal beings need to be able to see what they’re doing. And so with the wave of an all powerful finger, God created light. He did this by making several billion big balls of fire, and placing them at random locations that would make up interesting patterns when looked at by the living beings he was going to create shortly. Of course all but one of these big balls of fire would be utterly useless in the grand scheme of things, but if you’re going to make something you might as well make it cover enough space as to fill up all available nothingness.
He then decided to make planets, (big round things made of rock and stuff). He experimented for a while with different looks. He tried big planets and small planets, planets that turn anti-clockwise and planets that turn clockwise, red planets, green planets and planets with rings. The latter eventually got turned down because the ring impeded the view of the multitude of star patterns one could see in the night sky. He eventually settled on a small planet and said, “Let the waters under heaven come together in a single mass, and let dry land appear”. He was so literally excited by his undertakings that he didn’t realise he was talking to himself. A sure sign of madness if ever there was one, but then what can you expect from a being that has lived all by itself in the middle of nothingness for eternity?
From there he created all kinds of weird and wonderful plant life. From oak trees, stinging nettles and the Venus fly trap, to the much loved marijuana plant. God saw that it was good and moved onto the next part of the project. God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of heaven to divide day from night”. Ok, it was an error on his part, he’d already created light and dark but had got so caught up in the excitement of creation that he’d forgotten all about it. It’s similar to when you turn the lights on but forget you’ve done it so try turning them on again. Happens all the time. Once he had created lights for the second time, God moved on to creating rudimentary life forms. “Let the waters be alive with a swarm of living creatures, and let birds wing their way above the earth across the vault of heaven”, he said to himself in ancient Hebrew. And so it was, without further ado the planet became full of all kinds of strange swimming and flying things. Blood sucking vampire bats swooped through the evening sky while thirty foot long great white sharks chomped down on any poor and innocent fish that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. A glorious state of affairs. The only problem was that these creatures didn’t actually do much. They kind of just went about the place chewing on smaller creatures, which is hardly of interest to an omnipotent, eternal being. God then decided to make creatures that would fill the land as well as the sky and water. He created all kinds of creatures, from lions and elephants, to tyrannosaurs and those amusing South American catfish that swim up the end of your penis. In fact, the only thing he didn’t create was dogs. We’re responsible for that. The earth was now abundant with all kinds of life and yet his project was not complete, the most vital component was still missing. Humans! Beings that would actually realise that he existed, would exterminate each other over the details of his existence for all of time, and would bow down whenever he so beckoned through fear of annihilation from a well targeted lightning bolt. How could any omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, eternal being do without them? He pondered for a while on what these beings should look like, and finally came to the conclusion that they should look just like him: testicles, nostril hair and all. He would even supply them with nipples for no good reason. And so he said, “Let us make man in our own image, in the likeness of ourselves”. Why he was talking to himself in plurals is anyone’s guess, but then multiple personality disorder had to come from somewhere, and undoubtedly it would come from the creator of everything. Once he had formulated his plan, God got hold of some soil from the earth and created a being in his own image. He then breathed into the models nose and it came to life. The creations name was Adam, and the very first thing he said was, “what the fuck?”
God’s project was complete. A universe, a world, animals and humans. Absolute perfection. You might be thinking right about now that this event took no more than a trillionth of a nanosecond. After all, it’s hardly work for an omnipotent, eternal entity. Alas you would be wrong. The whole affair took six thousand years, and was so energy consuming that the very first thing God did upon completion was have a snooze, and we’re not just talking any old snooze, but a snooze that lasted for one thousand years. Meanwhile on earth all the created animals wandered around trying to figure out what it was they were supposed to be doing. It was almost a tragedy, especially for the millions of pubic lice that could find no pubes to inhabit.
God made a garden somewhere in Southern Iraq for Adam to look after and cultivate. It was a lush, fertile garden in between several flowing rivers. Butterflies flitted around from plant to plant, while velociraptor plodded along feeding on daisies and dandelions. In the middle of the garden, God placed a tree of life and a tree of knowledge of good and evil. However, he forbade Adam from eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil under threat of death. Adam of course didn’t know what ‘death’ meant and with no understanding of good or evil, there was no reason he’d honestly give a shit anyway. God then brought all the animals to Adam one by one so that they could be named.
“I hereby name this animal a bladder worm”, Adam pronounced happily before stopping to wonder what a bladder was and why this animal would want to be there.
After several eons of naming the millions of God’s creations, Adam realised none of them were suitable as helpers in the garden. Not to mention he had serious problems fitting his penis into any of them, other than the occasional wandering donkey or sheep, and so God put Adam into a deep sleep and then performed surgery on him. God took Adam’s rib and shaped it into a peculiar creature. The creature was taken to Adam who decided it should be named ‘woman’, because it had come from man.
The Garden of Eden was also home to the only talking snake in the entire universe, and for some bizarre reason it had decided to sit right in front of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. For years this snake had tried to get a conversation going, but alas, could find no other animal with the same ability it had. Then one fine sunny day Eve came strolling along, young and innocent..........
If you would like to continue, please ask. Obviously I have really had to work to an absolute finish for each chapter considering the sheer length of the bible, but with some time and patience I shall have finally done what nobody else could - written a bible for modern man. A bible where Snake and Jen won't sit down and argue what it does or does not say, oh what joy. Of course my only problem is: do I work from your bible or mine?
When translators (and even other authors in the Bible itself) render the accurate meaning into English, to reject that translation you would have to question their motives or their expertise. The "great conspiracy" I spoke of.
Indeed.. Great conspiracy that they (pretty much), all used "hate" when they actually meant "cozy". Fuck off. <-- btw, that actually means hello. Still, please continue and question their motives and expertise. Sorry, what were you saying?
although I have no illusions that Jesus can and will be seen in a negative light no matter how we interpret it.
Essential question to proceed: Can
you ever consider jesus in a negative light?
You're trying to keep the advantages of one premise (that Jesus was a mere man) and find fault with the conclusions of another premise (that Jesus was divine).
I didn't say he was a "mere man". I am here giving you the benefit of the doubt. The debate is over his statements, (as a god or demi god). Try to keep up.
If you take up the Bible's premise that Jesus was Lord, then you must necessarily examine his words and actions in that (unique) context.
Certainly. That would also include everything in the OT. Lord is Lord.
I asked something you didn't answer below: "If preaching something will bring fierce opposition, how does saying so make opposition the object of preaching? Shouldn't you actually take the subject into account?"
Certainly, but given that I still await an answer to a question I asked you two posts ago, your hypocricy wont work.
Ok, perhaps it will.
"If preaching something will bring fierce opposition"..
Preaching something, anything, will always bring opposition. Shit, we couldn't even go a week without some people protesting about petrol charge rises no matter how much the government preached it as being good. Didn't bother me in the slightest - I don't drive.
However - given the circumstance.. If Tony Blair said: "I have come to kill Iraqi's", can you really have issue with the "fierce" opposition he's going to get - whether you like Iraqi's or not?
Let us perhaps agree that "peace" is the ultimate end. It's what heaven is, it's what your entire life has led to. No war, no arguments, no descension in heaven. You
could have that right now - but the man in charge, the big cheese says he isn't going to give you that, but the opposite.
"I'll pay you a million one day.. but not today".
"Btw, donate to thy neighbour".
It's bollocks.
In other words, if Jesus' separated good and evil in order to promote good, why play the part of a hypocrite who makes that distinction himself in order to condemn the action as promoting the opposite of good? Doesn't that hurt your case in the worst possible way?
Not sure I follow you right now, but if we need to get into hypocricy or contradiction we need only look at pretty much any passage in the bible: "why call me good, only the father is good", "I and the father are one" etc etc and so on. This is what happens when you have texts written by multiple people over generations.
You make the distinction between the "good" and the "bad" Jesus, a distinction you manage despite him putting the same moral division he taught into practical effect, dying for a universal good at the hands of a universal evil. For him it was a spiritual distinction, something between man and God, not a political one
No. I have already argued that 'plan' is plan. Good and bad become meaningless no? Why, we overlook the death of every single man, woman, animal and plant on the planet because it was all part of the master scheme - why would this be any different? We accept the worldly slaughter on the basis that it has brought us jesus. We accept our own sins, our own failings in the light of jesus - in the NT fact that jesus' entire purpose is to forgive us for those failings, for those sins. And yet, for some bizarre reason, the minute there's a little bit of a 'human shudder' in the morals and decisions applied by god, you have to argue it - much like I'm sure you would have argued back in the day when every single being on the planet was sucking salt water.
John 18:37
"You are a king, then!" said Pilate. Jesus answered, "You are right in saying I am a king. In fact, for this reason I was born, and for this I came into the world, to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me."
This rather seems to support my interpretation that the division was the result of his coming, not the goal.
Actually, what that statement supports is that when jesus says he came not to bring peace but a sword, that he was telling the truth. Way to go.
Since you've obviously imagined something better, whether you're God or not, would you care to share it? It surely involves not making your plans known, because that's bound to divide people, except that's another common critique against God - us not knowing his plans.
Woe to the bible. All plans laid out for man to follow. The world will end, "stars" will fall on the planet and poison the water, a flying dragon with a hooker for company will wage war with now non-existant babylonians and well.. that will be that. In it's aftermath, a new jerusalem, (of all places - shithole that it is), will come out of the sky and settle on a new earth in a new universe and we'll all be happy in a city of gold, except for dogs and fortune tellers that have to live outside - a big "haha" on them.
Maybe you haven't read the bible lately, but the "plan" is right there.
Of course it's like any biblical debate - those who think jesus was not god point at hebrews and other various passages
Why do they point at Hebrews?
those who do ignore those passages
Why do they "ignore" those passages? Does the bible say that those passages are more ignorable?
They can't make our minds up for us one way or the other.
Apologies, but clearly your 'version' of the bible has. If it didn't, you'd be agnostic at the very least.
But I do reserve the right to make my particular claims, just like you reserve the right to make yours.
Fair enough, but if you don't accept that Allah almighty is your one true god, then you're going to burn for the rest of eternity.
Oh how sweet is that ignorant preaching you fools feel is all essential?
This is by far the most logical argument you've made so far. And indeed, "He was chosen before the creation of the world, but was revealed in these last times for your sake" (1 Pet. 1:20) and "was slain from the creation of the world" (Rev. 13:8). But that's not all: "from the beginning God chose you to be saved through the sanctifying work of the Spirit and through belief in the truth" (2 Thess. 2:13). That means that the mechanism was in place since day one, as God intended.
You argue my case. Thank you.
But as sin became greater and greater
Eh? That sin becoming "greater and greater" was only as "god intended".
You've proved my case. Nothing more.
There's nothing wrong with being imperfect by human standards, and God measures perfection by relationships. Man became imperfect when he rebelled, and Jesus came to restore our perfection (or to "perfect us" - often through our weaknesses)
This was planned since the beginning right? (you can't deny that given your last statement)
You jump between different perspectives here - our perspective, God's perspective, and Jesus' perspective, while he was on earth with us. They're not all on the same level or timeframe.
I don't, but ok - the only perspective that counts is gods... Man fights other man and
needs jesus to save him. Thus, bringing the sword instead of peace is an absolute - because that sword is needed for there to be a jesus to ever bring peace.
If the sword Jesus came to bring was already there, what did he bring?
It wasn't "already there". It was there since god created it so - god being jesus "supposedly". You don't understand the bible in "overall context". Your god brought that descension in order for man to need saving by jesus, which means mankind can ever be saved from something they had no choice in because god needed them to be as they are in order to save them.
So that must fit within the greater perspective of the suffering that resulted from sin, which Jesus came to remedy
Inaccurate. jesus didn't come to remedy anything, but to accept that sin is there - all around. Even you will agree that regardless to how religious and jesus a lover you are, you cannot avoid sin. It is - therefore - unavoidable. You will sin regardless to jesus existence or non-existence. All jesus was there for was to say he forgives you for sinning - in which case that sin has to exist for him to even come here in the first place.
My earlier question one more time: (please be honest):
Would you rather there be no sin, but no jesus.. Or sin, and jesus?
God paid the price himself, so that we could continue to live by faith in Him. If that faith has a cost, it's because we still have something invested in the world, and the cost is the sacrifice it takes to let it go. We don't owe it to God, but to ourselves.
But you do owe it to god... You still sin all the while being forgiven for it by that god - that funnily enough created you in such fashion where you would find it utterly impossible not to sin. If all sin were regarded as equal then you're undoubtedly no better than the local rapist - the only difference being that you're forgiven for being a shithead, whereas the local rapist isn't... until he decides jesus is boss and then he is. You're scum Jenyar, and not because you ever sat down and decided you wanted to be scum, but because if you weren't scum there would be no god to save you from it - and as a result, you would not be religious, you would not be christian - and undoubtedly you would be even less moral than you are now.
On the contrary - that peace is available right now.
No it isn't. That is the very purpose of heaven.
Then you're making a circular argument. "I don't respect your faith because Jesus brought division and it's because Jesus brought division that I don't respect your faith." Is that it?
No, not really. However, if god had a plan to begin with, everything in the middle of that is completely inconsequential because it's all part of that plan.
In saying this, the bible only ever needed two pages:
'And god said; "I have a plan"'
"The end".
It's more like I've discovered a great treasure in a field, and rather than stealing it, I'm working to take possession of what I already found by investing everything I have to buy the field.
I often see gamblers doing that. Problem is, gamblers never win.