Basically in my town 3 high profile football player's, fresh off a final's win and gearing up for an all important semi-final next week, foolishly banged a slut in a toilet stall at a nightclub. She gave all 3 headjobs, then started getting dicked by 2 of them while one laughed and filmed it on his mobile phone.
She salivated and enjoyed her slovenly self, eagerly thrusting her pelvis into the crotches of these young superstars while grunting like an animal, but when she came to the realisation she was being filmed she became displeased, a halo began to visibly encircle her head and suddenly we have a "sexual assault" case.
Were you in the stall next door?
Did you see all of this yourself? You know she "salivated and enjoyed her slovenly self"... how, exactly?
The fact is: you have no idea what happened.
Now a very important sports team's whole season is in jeopardy.
In what way is football in any way "important"? It's a just a boy's game. If the players thought it was "important", they wouldn't have been out drinking and rooting before an "important" game, would they? And any coach worth anything would ban his players from drinking before a big game.
The worst part of this is that a stupid slut felt the need to pipe up over something so trivial and cause such a huge mess, when she was a willing participant.
How do you know whether she was wiling or not? Obviously, she wasn't too willing, or she wouldn't have complained.
Why did the players need a woman anyway? Why not just cut out the middle man and have sex with each other? Clearly, that is what this was about.