Your Favorite Female Bodypart

IN GENERAL, which of these body parts on a woman are you the most turned-on by?

  • Her breasts

    Votes: 9 33.3%

  • Her butt

    Votes: 10 37.0%

  • Her legs

    Votes: 3 11.1%

  • Her feet

    Votes: 2 7.4%

  • I'm not sexually attracted to women

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • Total voters
    27
By the way everyone, just so you know, i already won and was named Universal Victor -- i just hit the rewind button and am playing this all back so that you can view me winning again.

And then i'm going to do it again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And then we're going to watch some reruns of Three's Company. Love that theme song...
 
(hurls jagged war scimitar into VCR)

Ha! No reruns for you! We shall watch All in the Family!
 
I knew it! Arrrr everyone is pushing the great emperor's buttons today!
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I am a capricious ultimate intelligence. I find it amusing to toy with the emotions of petty mortals such as yourself.

My war scimitar is ready for battle! Your great demon will convert to (gasp)--a polluxian god, when I am finished with you!
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Cthulhu will never convert. Cthulhu would die before he converted.

And Cthulhu is not my God. He's simply a friend. We occasionally go clubbing and such together.

I have no Gods. I am beyond God. I am greater than any God ever could be.
 
I have no Gods. I am beyond God. I am greater than any God ever could be.
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You kid yourself, you wretched brat!

Cthulhu would die before he converted.
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Then he would die by my hand!

(just to let you know I am kidding, not really saying you're a brat, it's all in a bit of fun...)
 
I have no time to PM you back Pollux, but the answer is >I have no idea<

cheers!, I'm outa here
 
Then he would die by my hand!
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Cthulhu cannot be killed.

That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die.

(just to let you know I am kidding, not really saying you're a brat, it's all in a bit of fun...)
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Ah, you are trying to avoid being punished for your presumption, foolish mortal.

That's very well. Adam doubted my nature once and was punished severely.

(I think he enjoyed it, though. :p)
 
I'm a sucker for a woman who is well endowed. I just love the way a woman looks with nice cleavage
 
Immortal joke
Cthulhu the bloke
Will die by my jagged sword

Xev, his pet fool
Will drown in his drool
As I smite his shovelish head

They will all feel my wrath
The demon, his brat
And I will ascend the universal throne!


Avatar: gotcha.
 
"Guy? I thought we had decided that Monica Lewinsky was God?

(I am beyond God. I am the ultimate intelligence. I am above time and space. I do not need worship. I simply AM.)"

I am not. Beat that, woman.



"lucky you... my father can't help me in finding a job. and in this country it's all on the contacts. you can't just so walk in and get a job."

Where do you live? In most cities you can find jobs pretty easily if you're willing to do shitty work.



"BTW I'm gonna be getting a job as a salesguy attendant sort of thing in a store. Itsa gonna be easy and there's a hot chick who works there who is supposedly my age. Whoa momma!"

Oh man. I work as a bike builder/fixer/seller at a store near me and theres two girls there that are absolutely gorgeous. I have many an interesting story about them!
 
Cthulu sounds a lot like the godly RPG character a friend of mine created and was pretty much obsessed over in junior high. His name was Stalker. And when my character just about killed Stalker (to annoy my friend) my friend (who was the gamemaster) annoyed me by having Stalker teleport to his home dimension so that he could heal himself and recuperate. And of course, Stalker was the only one who could go there (my friend decided when my character was going to teleport and go after Stalker). :D

Sorry for being kinda bitchy to you earlier in this thread, Xev. I'd just come in from working outside and was hot and in a testy mood. Not that you probably care, seeing as how you're invincible and all, but just the same.

"My, those is some mighty big breasteses, ma'am!" :p
 
Hand Of Course. A woman can accomplish anything with her hands.





Sex..... is a lot like Poker.

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
 
My point was merely to be funny, but as always, I failed, sorry. :eek:
The funny thing was supposed to be that if Tyler is so smart then why should he reveal that men are so singleminded. And then if revealing that was just a prove of him actually not being so smart, or if it was part of a secret genious plan that had some hidden agenda unknown to us not as smart as him-people, but obviously it was only funny in my twisted part of the universe. Why do I always fail at that? Always when I try to say something funny, poeple think I'm being serious and get offended...why? Should I include MORE smilies??? :eek:
 
Where do you live? In most cities you can find jobs pretty easily if you're willing to do shitty work.
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In the capital city:D But it is true- I don't like shity work. I hate to be a slave, even if I get more or any money. Hope to find smth connected with webdesign for the summer. Cheerz!
 
Slave work is the only way to go, Avatar! At least around here...

It'll have to hold me over until I publish my book, even if I do know HTML (took a class on it).
 
Slave work is the only way to go, Avatar!
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no it isn't. there is another road-> don't do anything:D
At least around here...
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[pretty much everywhere zI think. .

I passed all the tests so now the summer is mine. (Muhahahaaa)First thing I'm going to do is create my own business page, where I offer my services, put in some ads and .............. sit and wait for money:D:D:p okok, it could take pretty long, so I have to think for another plan/possibilities. I like planning:p
 
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