You know it's going to be a bad day when . . .

you know its going to be a bad day when:

you wake up to realise your in a grave in mexico:p
when you wake up and look at your alarm clock and realise you set it to PM insted of AM
when you get up and get the kids ready for sport and start driving them there only to realise its a school day
when you look at the guy you woke up to and realise your not gay:p (for jessie:p)
 
oh you know its going to be a bad day when:

You wake up cold and open your eyes to a sign on the mirror which reads "call Tripple 0":p
 
Asguard said:
you know its going to be a bad day when:

you wake up to realise your in a grave in mexico
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Or when you wake up and realize you're on stage at a 'donkey show'

Asguard said:
when you wake up and look at your alarm clock and realise you set it to PM insted of AM
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Been there. Done that. BAD day.

Asguard said:
when you look at the guy you woke up to and realise your not gay:p (for jessie)
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LOL! When you wake up and look at the guy next to you and suddenly BECOME gay :p (This could be good or bad depending on how you look at it :D)
 
1. You awaken to find a policeman standing over you with his gun drawn.

2. You can't find the remote control.

3. You open the newspaper to see your obituary.

4. You see your best friend on America's Most Wanted.

5. You look in the mirror & don't recognize that person you see.

6. Your toddler decides to finger paint your walls with peanut butter.

7. You discover you're out of toilet paper...too late.

8. The phone is ringing off the hook...then you remember...you don't have a phone.

9. You go to the bank to make a withdrawal and they laugh at you.

10. You finally find your pet hamster that came up missing in the freezer.

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1. when you decide it is a bad day
2. when you wake up and something does not happen right so you immedeately think it is a bad day
3. when you cant imagine a good day
 
draqon, go drink some esscents of orleander:p

You know its a bad day when you come to sciforums and see that the only person who has responded is draqon:p

anyway back to the actual topic

You know its a going to be a bad day when:

you get up and rember that you put all your clothes in the washing machine then fell asleep before it finished

You get up and rember your out of coffee

you wake up and realise what you dreamed was the celling lying on your chest IS the celling lying on your chest:p

you wake up to it raining INSIDE your house

Your doc says "i have good news and bad news..."

Your termite inspector says "i have good news and bad news..."

basically ANYONE says "i have good news and bad news"

you get in your car to got to work only to find the tires have been stolen during the night

you are sitting there loving the sound of the rain on your roof when you rembered you left the car windows down

you get home and find you have left the oven on for 4 days (from another member here)
 
You know it's going to be a bad day when:

You wake up gagged and handcuffed to a motel bed
Your dog has selectively chewed every pair of shoes in the house over $100.00
You take candy from a stranger
You see your face on the nightly news under the headline: WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
Your vibrator goes off in your bag when your trying to get through airport security
You wake up early, leave on time, and STILL end up late because some God some where hates you!
 
Asguard said:
draqon, go drink some esscents of orleander:p

You know its a bad day when you come to sciforums and see that the only person who has responded is draqon:p
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Hahahahaa, lol.

No offense, Draq, but that was kinda' funny. :p
 
Your vibrator falls out of your purse in front of your parents & whoever else at the grocery store.
Your vibrator falls out of your robe pocket out in the yard in front of police, fire department & neighbors while there's a fire next door.
Your new love doesn't know what a vibrator is.
Your little sister finds your vibrator under the sofa cushion & asks Grandma what it is.
Your roommate borrows your vibrator then it's confiscated when she's arrested.
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Someone leaves a vibrator on your front lawn in full display...and it's not yours!
 
A nice neighbor brings your dog back home with your vibrator in her mouth.
The electric company has to dig in your back yard & they find a load of porn.
Someone on the phone asks "What's that weird noise?" & you realize you forgot to turn off your vibrator when you answered the call.
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when you sit down for a long night with your vibrator only to realise you forgot the batteries:p
 
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