Haha, I was thinking the same thing. Everyone assumes I some crazy, new-age feminist hippie that worships crystals. Tak about embarrassing.
Which brings me to another thing that bugs me: the hyper-eclectic, love-n-light, fluffy-bunny pseudo-pagans, the ones who say, "Wicca is anything you want it to be".
Though they are free to believe whatever they want, I think they should name their system correctly, and consider themselves as New Agers, not Wiccans or neopagans. They're giving neopagans a really bad name, and give Wicca in particular an inaccurate public image.