World's First Sex Robot Revealed

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visceral_instinct said:
I'm slim and and okay looking, and the only ones I ever manage to attract are ugly, drunken morons.

Maybe there is something wrong with me. I'd love to have someone watch me for a few hours and pinpoint exactly what the defect is. Maybe my body language is a bit off, or I act too aggressive, I don't know.
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Erm. It could be the fact that alcohol tends to remove inhibitions and unstable balance, so the fault isn't necessarily you but the drunken yobber's.

The simplest answer is to hit the clubs early and leave them early, that way their is little time for the drunks to find you. I'd also guess going with some friends (girls or guys) will likely stop them from thinking your available for slurring over.

Nowadays anywhere's a potential pickup place... if of course that's what you want, perhaps you could "Nudge" the right guy into talking to you, compliment them on their hair, their clothing, their aftershave or just they way they smile and then walk off. Then when they come over to investigate further you can work out if they are worth the effort or a complete gimp.

Oh... to keep this on topic... robots could learn from that.... Nice Ascii you've got there! *walks off*
 
What's wrong with doing it with a corpse? It doesn't have emotions or think, and you don't have to awkwardly negotiate asking it out, worry how it feels about you, etc.
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You'l spent a fortune on deodorant + you better don't make a habit of playing "a little piece of heaven" during love making
 
visceral_instinct said:
What's wrong with doing it with a corpse? :D It doesn't have emotions or think, and you don't have to awkwardly negotiate asking it out, worry how it feels about you, etc....
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I don't see anything wrong with it. If I can donate my body to be sliced and diced, why not to a necrophilia club?
 
clusteringflux said:
If nothing's wrong with it, explain what's right with it.
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who cares what happens to your body after you are dead, especially if you consent before you die?
For me there is no right/wrong. I cannot find a reason for it to be immoral. Yucky yes, but I think there are a lot of sexual practices that are yucky. But they aren't immoral if they happen between 2 consenting adults.
And if I consent before my death (same as organ donation), then why not?
 
Orleander said:
Oh, I get it. You don't answer questions.
never mind then
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I said for me it's immoral.

What if you really wanted to be choked out durring sex. Your husband (who you're actually in love with to whatever your capability) very reluctantly agrees after some begging. He kills you by accident and never forgives himself.
Consenting adults, sure. Immoral on your part? damn skippy.

So yeah, there are some things that are going to have mental effects that are not positive in any instance. Making a rubber doll your most intimate friend could very well fall in that area it seems to me.
 
Captain Kremmen said:
Men might fantasise about fat women, but they wouldn't saddle themselves with a partner who couldn't work and ate the cupboard bare every day.
We're not that stupid.
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Why? Many marriages were like this in the pre feminism days. Now some women get to work while their fat husbands stay home and raid the food storage areas.
 
choking people?

You would feel sorry because you killed here or would you feel as sorry as you had killed her if you ever participated in some sort of sex play that you didn't like?

I do not believe that celibate marriages work, but I do believe you can refuge certain acts or compromise heavily.
In your case I would suggest water boarding
 
How lonely would one have to be to buy one of these things? It really is quite sad that there is a need for these things in the first place.
 
Captain Kremmen said:
Mmmmh..........."Ugly drunken Morons."
We men have a name for them.
We call them "Other men".
That's all you women are going to get unless you want to marry a gay.
Live with it!
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Gay guys don't drink?

I'm pretty sure nightclubs and bars are not the only places to meet men. I'm assuming that's where VI may be referring to since those are the only mingling-themed places that cater to drunks.

otherwise than that - there is a low probability of running into an ugly drunk person in the middle of the day at the grocery store, gym, church, local park, the beach, etc.

Way off topic from sex robot discussion BTW.
 
So are these things released yet? Can draq finally get lucky? Although he'd be waaay out of his depth on the conversation part.
 
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