Work hard at work?

[Why?]

Threatening your boss is a sure fired way to get fired. No, you kiss your bosses fat ass, and make more money.

 

[shichimenshyo]

In the broad view of things, my work is meaningless, except for the pay.

Then maybe you should find somethnig you like to do

 

[Why?]

Why, so I could work harder?

 

[shichimenshyo]

Why, so I could work harder?

So you could find happiness in what you do

 

[Why?]

That's just the boss man trying to get you to work harder. Come to my company and fulfill your career aspirations! Oh, and work your ass of because you love it, you dolt.

 

[shichimenshyo]

That's just the boss man trying to get you to work harder. Come to my company and fulfill your career aspirations! Oh, and work your ass of because you love it, you dolt.

Or maybe some of us have a passion for what we do, or aspire to do something we love. Who's the dolt, the one who goes through the motions every day of a job he hates just for a paycheck, or the person who is happy at his job and enjoys it, or works hard so that one day he can do something he loves?...the answer is you, you are a dolt.

 

[Why?]

Again, you assume working hard will lead to doing something you love. That's just not the case. Garbage men work real hard, but I don't see many of them retiring early.

 

[shichimenshyo]

Again, you assume working hard will lead to doing something you love. That's just not the case. Garbage men work real hard, but I don't see many of them retiring early.

It doesnt mean that everyone who works hard will not be rewarded. A garbage man can still go to night school and study to become whatever it is he wants. I just dont think that you will wever find something you like to do because, it seems what you like to do is nothing, and as far as I know the only way you can get paid for contributing nothing to a society is by becomming paris hilton.

 

[Why?]

Yes, that's it! I like to do nothing! I'll divorce my wife and marry Paris Hilton!

 

[shichimenshyo]

Yes, that's it! I like to do nothing! I'll divorce my wife and marry Paris Hilton!

It'll be perfect, as you both will be on the same level of intelect

 

[Why?]

Trapsing around the globe with a gorgious blond billionairess is my idea of a good time!

 

[shichimenshyo]

Trapsing around the globe with a gorgious blond billionairess is my idea of a good time!

gorgeous?..../pukes

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Should I work diligently at work, or do just enough work not to get fired?

how attractive are you?

 

[Why?]

Unfortunately, not enough for Paris.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Unfortunately, not enough for Paris.

The city?

 

[Why?]

She's as wide as a city by now, but no, the woman.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Did you check if you have to be attractive for Paris. Maybe she has other criteria. Such as drugs supply? Or personality?

 

[Why?]

I won't win on those either.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Those are just two options. She might have other criteria.

I'm sure she doesn't care if you work hard at work or not. Or maybe she only likes men who don't work. Or just the ones that work out and not have a real job. Or maybe she likes total losers. Or maybe she falls in love with you at first sight. cuz you never know. You might have the MHC complex that turns her on! YEAH BABY!

(inserted science in post)

 

[Why?]

If only!