Woo-Woo Contest?

[GeoffP]

now that is humor;
someone who actually wrote non-sense and you praise it because of one reason; it maintains the current acceptances (but is blatantly some of the most horrid english on the forum)

Oh? Then how about:

The monkey rises
Scratches, stretches, spies the sun
Then hurls poop again

 

[Dywyddyr]

(but is blatantly some of the most horrid english on the forum)

Didn't recognise your own barely-literate style?
GeoffP's post was written in the manner of your posts.

 

[GeoffP]

Destroy Bishadi, my minions! Destroy him! Convert him into energy to fuel our armies!

BWAHAHAHA!

Seriously, Bish: what's the hubbub, bub?

 

[PieAreSquared]

pretty sure there is a winner in the woo woo contest