Are you actually American Orleander? I have noticed you spell a lot of words the Brit way (ie. humour not humor, and use S in place of Z). I could be wrong since I am not American and don't know whether it is not uncommon to use GB english in the states sometimes, just made me wonder.....
my dad was from Scotland and he helped me with my spelling as a kid. He also made a HUGE fuss with the teachers if my spelling was considered wrong. They let it go and I kept spelling his way.
But yeah, I'm and American spelling like a Scot.