Theist: "Do you believe in god?"
Atheist: "Define god."
Theist: "Oh, you know who god is!"
Atheist: "Nope, never met a god, I've got a dog, will that do? I believe in dog."
Theist: "You're just avoiding discussing god!"
Atheist: "You still haven't even defined what the heck you're talking about!"
Theist: "Come on, you know what a god is."
Atheist: "I know that there are tens of thousands of gods man has created over the years, I'm waiting for you to specify exactly which one of these you're asking about."
Theist: "But you know what I'm talking about!"
Atheist: "Nope, and I'm beginning to think you don't either."
Theist: "But you must know what it is you are rejecting."
Atheist: "Well, so far all of the concepts and claims have been less than convincing(if not downright hilarious), got anything new? That Spinoza fellow was at least plausable, but still not convincing."
Theist: "But do you believe in god?"
Atheist: "Were you dropped often as a child?"
Theist: "What's that got to do with it?"
Atheist: "Well, it would explain a lot."
Grumpy