Jesus Draq. I've known you long enough here on sci to know that you can attract as much girl action as you can handle.
You can be a cheeky little bastard ( that can get heaps of attention)
You are naturally offbeat and witty( that can get heaps of attaention)
You are not physically unattractive in any way (unless of course you smell like predigested babyfood but I don't even think that's a problem)
Man, you are so on the cusp of being a sexual dynamo, just slap yourself in the face a couple of times, give yourself an uppercut for good measure, grwol at yourself in the mirror, don't shave for a week, whatever it takes to grizzle yourself up a bit and go out and pull yourself some that gorgeous honey out there..( Asian girl, Black girl, White girl, doesn't matter, just bloody well engage them in some conversation and repartee and have a good time)
p.s, the pre-requisite is to GO OUT..leave the scimorons to fight out whose shoulder chip is the larger.