There is 'meaning and purpose to life'

Re: Wait a minute, I'm confused ....

Originally posted by tiassa
Jesus wore underpants?

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:
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Of course he wore underpants...Where else would he hide the drugs to induce the followers into believing he had magical power. He needed to put the 'shrooms somewhere the robes didn't have pockets. How else would you explain him being able to feed so many with one piece of bread and very little wine....mass hypnosis is accomplished easier with halucinogens.

tony1, sir loone, I found a temple I might join. Everyone ought to atleast clck on it to see.
THE T.O.V.
 
LOL!!!

Yes, of course he had undepants, I think they were pink , because as you all know by now, he was gay too, or bisexual. :p

And yes, I do believe he also used psychadelics, that expalins a lot of the confusing tales from the Bible. They were all goofed up on mushrooms...:D

Tony, you don´t have to claim to be a messiah to be a false one. It´s enough with claiming to have the only righteous intepretation of the Bible , or any other "truth". ;)

Yes, wouldn´t it be NEAT with Sir.Loonys own talkshow? And there can also be a Sideshow Tony! :D

Preach boys preach! :D

Hmm, maybe I will start to design a special TV-Messiah collection, with paleblue and pink suits. With attaching halos. :D



What? Didnt you like BIG TEXT?!?! :D
 
Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Go on people, go on.
I am laughing myself to tears.
I will be back later
;)

Oh, Bebelina, are we having an argument?
By Tony's thoughts we have different and so on.
Sorry, I have to quit laughing first...
I will be back...
:p :p
 
*Originally posted by DEVILDOG
Where else would he hide the drugs to induce the followers into believing he had magical power. He needed to put the 'shrooms somewhere the robes didn't have pockets. How else would you explain him being able to feed so many with one piece of bread and very little wine....mass hypnosis is accomplished easier with halucinogens.*

Wouldn't they have to get the drugs BEFORE he handed out the bread?

*tony1, sir loone, I found a temple I might join. Everyone ought to atleast clck on it to see.
THE T.O.V.*

Oooo. Scary.

*Originally posted by Bebelina
Tony, you don´t have to claim to be a messiah to be a false one.*

But, Beb, to be a false messiah, you DO have to claim to be a messiah.

*Originally posted by Banshee
Oh, Bebelina, are we having an argument?
By Tony's thoughts we have different and so on. *

You will soon enough.
You're "the Chosen One," which means that Beb can't be, unless she's willing to be "a" messiah.

On the other hand, if she's "THE" female messiah, you can't be "THE" Chosen One; you would only be one among many.

On the third hand, or "eye," you are both lost in the crowd of would-be "chosen ones" and "messiahs."

My choice is that you are both seriously deluded, which would explain everything.
 
Originally posted by tony1

You're "the Chosen One," which means that Beb can't be, unless she's willing to be "a" messiah. On the other hand, if she's "THE" female messiah, you can't be "THE" Chosen One; you would only be one among many.
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Didn´t you know the next coming will be a army of messiases? Haven´t you been informed? Everyone is the chosen one, be it female messiah or rodent messiah or webdesign messiah, no conflict what so ever.
Didn´t godcentral send you the email?

That must mean....

sorry you´re not on the list :D

Devildog... that church sucks!!
 
*Originally posted by MuliBoy
Didn´t you know the next coming will be a army of messiases? Haven´t you been informed?*

Of course, I know.
I was informed by a message written 2000 years ago.

For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
(Mark 13:6, KJV).

For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.
(Mark 13:22, KJV).

*Didn´t godcentral send you the email?*

See above.
 
Originally posted by tony1
*Originally posted by MuliBoy
Didn´t you know the next coming will be a army of messiases? Haven´t you been informed?*

Of course, I know.
I was informed by a message written 2000 years ago.

For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
(Mark 13:6, KJV).

For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.
(Mark 13:22, KJV).

*Didn´t godcentral send you the email?*

See above.
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LOL!!
Ok you stumped me there! :D

You´re good at this.

*hides in shame, plotting a comeback*
 
Oh no!

One down....:( ....:D

Well, Tony, I still think that you and the rest of the fanatics are the ones that in the Bible are referred to as false messiahses. ;)

You see, I have no problem with there being many messiahses, and according to the Bible the false messiahses should all claim to be the ONE. :confused:

The Christ-consciousness is actually being born in all humanity, and that is the "second coming". :eek:

Now stop slapping MuliBoy with Biblequotes! :mad:
 
Re: Oh no!

*Originally posted by Bebelina
One down....*

Muliboy is not one down.
I'm not fighting him.

*Well, Tony, I still think that you and the rest of the fanatics are the ones that in the Bible are referred to as false messiahses.*

I'm not claiming to be a messiah at all.
You are, though, with no authority to do so.

*You see, I have no problem with there being many messiahses, and according to the Bible the false messiahses should all claim to be the ONE.*

Not necessarily, some of them are false Christs.
That means people who talk about having a Christ-consciousness are all false Christs.

*The Christ-consciousness is actually being born in all humanity, and that is the "second coming".*

If no one had ever described the second coming, you might have a point.
Unfortunately for you, someone has and it looks like this...

Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
(Matthew 24:29-31, KJV).

When you "arrived" from "Andromeda," there were no trumpets.
I suspect you were born exactly the same way as everyone else, more or less.

In any case, it was your first coming.

*Now stop slapping MuliBoy with Biblequotes!*

I'm not slapping anyone.
He's asking. I'm answering.

Mind you, I am making fun of your Andromedan "origins."
Aside from the potential for making money from even more gullible people than you are, what in the world possesses you to think you are from Andromeda, anyway?
 
Is everyone in a good mood?

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject.
One by one, they offered their evidence:-

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.

But perhaps the most compelling evidence that JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

Cheers
Teri

:) :) :)
 
Are you in a good mood?

*Originally posted by Teri 2
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!*

Do you get it?
 
I had to laugh at that Teri :D That was funny :D and Tony1, just couldn't give an answer worthy of even acknowledgeing.
I mean what sort of come back was that??? No quotes... no stories... no complaints... just requoting other peoples material.. that must get tiresome.


there is Arguements for the Darwinists Teri, That Jesus was a Monkey

1: He could climb up high above everyone
2: He like walking over palm leaves.
3: He always had a tail (Tale).

I bet you love that one Tony1
 
Hi Stryderunknown,

I must admit, I was disappointed in Tony's response. He much be out of sorts.

PS I'll have to add yours to the list.

Teri
:D
 
LOL!

That was funny Teri and Stryder! :D

And Tony, you just keep listening after those trumpets! :D

Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
(Matthew 24:29-31, KJV).



This is however an interesting quote...:)

I wonder what it ACTUALLY means? :confused: Ok, there will be a solar eclipse and of course the moon can´t possibly be seen then. Or maybe some disaster that will cloud the sky, a giant explosion? But the stars will fall from heaven? Maybe it´s the media stars that it´s a referral to? Or meteors? The powers of the heavens shall be shaken...maybe storms, hurricanes, the ozon layer? The sign of the Son of man in heaven, what would that be? A suspicious cloud formation, as those we have seen from WTC? Or a new airline? Or commercials in the air? The tribes shall mourn, and that they are already doing. But why would they be mouring if the "salvation" is near? The Son is coming with power and great glory, in a very fancy space shuttle perhaps? Angels with trumpets? Some sort of loud announcement will be done, by angelic looking people? Like TV-presenters ? But a trumpet? An alarm? Gather together his elects? Who are they? The political world leaders, the spiritual, the priests? :confused:

I really must think of this a little bit more, because it makes no sense to me right now. Because it can´t be taken literally...:rolleyes:

Anybody else who has an interpretation to add? :)

Oh , and Tony, it´s not my first coming in any way. I have been here many times before, but in different bodies. Reincarnation, you know..? ;)
 
There is such a thing being the author of ones life.
One chooses what to be and and act accordingly.

Bebelina has chosen to be the female messiah from andromeda.
She is speaking and acting after the role that suits her so well.
She speaks of love and the possibilities one has to choose for oneself.
When she does this she in essence becomes the true messiah, just as anybody who tries to lift up his/her fellow men.

This is not false prophesy. This is supporting mankind.
That is the christ consciousness. Living in Love.

It takes courage to be all that one can be. Put away fear and the need for a saviour, and try to be one of the saviours oneself.
A helper.

Believing in god and the bible is a way to shirk responsibility. It is to obey authority, and obeying authority is to be a slave.

Granted, there is a lot of positive input in the bible. But why do ppl reject religion then? Because it is dogma. Corrupted by its users and a base of power. Christianity was a underground cult, persecuted. It grew in a pot of cult soup and finally became what it is today.
A institution that upholds the statusquo of modern society in the same way as every other institution that has become greedy of power and profit.

Therefore it is dying. And will propably be overthroned by the next aspiring cult that is still prospering on idealism and hope for a better world.
That too will grow fat and corrupted as long as there are ppl seduced by power.

Because power corrupts.

That is where the idea of religion in the lowest nominator comes in. Every person is a spokesman for god. Every person is a messiah.
Act good, be good.
Act god, be god.

I believe Jesus was a real person. Just as much the son of god as the next man. He had followers because he was righteous and couldn´t stand hypocrisy. He was a cult leader.

He was the original revolutionary hippy :)
 
*Originally posted by Teri 2
BTW, great come back.*

I'll take that as a No.

But, I'll try again.

Do you get it?

*Originally posted by Bebelina
I wonder what it ACTUALLY means? Ok, there will be a solar eclipse and of course the moon can´t possibly be seen then. Or maybe some disaster that will cloud the sky, a giant explosion? But the stars will fall from heaven? Maybe it´s the media stars that it´s a referral to? Or meteors? The powers of the heavens shall be shaken...maybe storms, hurricanes, the ozon layer? The sign of the Son of man in heaven, what would that be? A suspicious cloud formation, as those we have seen from WTC? Or a new airline? Or commercials in the air? The tribes shall mourn, and that they are already doing. ... The Son is coming with power and great glory, in a very fancy space shuttle perhaps? Angels with trumpets? Some sort of loud announcement will be done, by angelic looking people? Like TV-presenters ? But a trumpet? An alarm?*

That's not bad.
You actually realize that there are meanings connected to words.
That is good.

*But why would they be mouring if the "salvation" is near?*

Because it would be my salvation, not theirs.
It could have been theirs but they rejected it.

*Gather together his elects? Who are they? The political world leaders, the spiritual, the priests? *

His chosen.
Not those who choose themselves, but those who God chooses, like me.

*I really must think of this a little bit more, because it makes no sense to me right now. Because it can´t be taken literally... *

You were coming up with literal ideas a minute ago, why are you giving up so soon?

*Oh , and Tony, it´s not my first coming in any way. I have been here many times before, but in different bodies. Reincarnation, you know..?*

Sorry, I was talking to Angelina at the time.
Her birth is her first coming.

You, Bebelina, are just going to burn.
 
Bebelina will burn?

Well, well ,well, what do we have here...a little messiah-wannabe-confession perhaps? :D

I hope you all heard/read this Tony said: Because it would be my salvation, not theirs. Not those who choose themselves, but those who God chooses, like me.


LOL! :D So YOU are the chosen one now? :D
 
Bebelina will burn? Yes, but Angelina doesn't have to

*Originally posted by Bebelina
a little messiah-wannabe-confession perhaps? *

ROTFL!
LMAO!

I'm not a wannabe.

*Because it would be my salvation, not theirs.*

Oh, I see what's happening.
It's "my" salvation, because "I" need to be saved.
It's not my salvation because I do the saving.

*Not those who choose themselves, but those who God chooses, like me.
LOL! So YOU are the chosen one now?*

Not "THE" chosen one, "A" chosen one.
Plus I didn't choose myself, like some people I sort of know.
 
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