I truely do have trouble takeing gay rights discussions seriously. Maybe I'm the devil for this but I can't help it any more than gays can help being gays.
I see gay sex as sleazy, just as I see lots of forms of straight sex as sleazy, some I have engaged in myself and enjoyed and will do again. But I knew I was sleazy when I was doing it and I just embraced my sleaziness. I wouldn't get on a soapbox and demand in dead pan that I be free to go "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" on drunk whores without being judged.
When gays make their plight for fair rights there's a sense like there is something wholesome about mansex, like they are righteous ethical saints, and it just seems funny to me. Wouldn't you agree that if jesus was banging dudes in the asshole his righteous preaching would have seemed weaker?
Not just dudes, if he was recieving rusty trombones from hot broads and spraying groupies with golden showers while making the heavy metal hand gesture and shakeing his tongue his words about being a better person just wouldn't have been as powerful.
You don't have to stalk the shadows of the dirtiest streets in town with a depraved smirk on your hard ugly face to be a sleazeball.
Indeed, the gay lovers in a committed relationship walking hand in hand with knitted sweaters tied around their clean pastel panted wastes through a beautifull park in the nicest suburb in town are still going to go home and explore eachother's shit pits, damaging their assholes and rendering their penii feculent all merely for the sake of their own sick perverted pleasure.
Actually, even perfect christian man and wife missionary style sex can get kind of nasty. And a pregnant woman should really have her eyes to the ground with shame and display a meek demeaner because we all know she was impaled like a pig by a big fat aroused penis, and pounded raw while she wailed like a whore.
I guess I'm saying no one should be acting righteous, because after they make their demands on that soapbox and pass their judgements of whoever or whatever they are unhappy with, a countdown is inevitably underway inside them to the next time they will go sit down and grunt a fat stinky hunk of feces out of their filthy grimey asshole.
We're all filthy fucking pigs. You can either live in shame huddled over or embrace your dirtbag self and laugh about it.
I don't hate gay people or think they should not be gay or stop partaking in their filthy wrong depraved sex lives.
I just think they should surrender to satan already and embrace the fact that they aren't angelic little blue eyed virgins who defecate heart candies from their perfect little wrinkle free pink assholes.
You can't get on a soap box with a butt plug firmly lodged in your keister, sorry, it just doesn't work.
I see gay sex as sleazy, just as I see lots of forms of straight sex as sleazy, some I have engaged in myself and enjoyed and will do again. But I knew I was sleazy when I was doing it and I just embraced my sleaziness. I wouldn't get on a soapbox and demand in dead pan that I be free to go "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" on drunk whores without being judged.
When gays make their plight for fair rights there's a sense like there is something wholesome about mansex, like they are righteous ethical saints, and it just seems funny to me. Wouldn't you agree that if jesus was banging dudes in the asshole his righteous preaching would have seemed weaker?
Not just dudes, if he was recieving rusty trombones from hot broads and spraying groupies with golden showers while making the heavy metal hand gesture and shakeing his tongue his words about being a better person just wouldn't have been as powerful.
You don't have to stalk the shadows of the dirtiest streets in town with a depraved smirk on your hard ugly face to be a sleazeball.
Indeed, the gay lovers in a committed relationship walking hand in hand with knitted sweaters tied around their clean pastel panted wastes through a beautifull park in the nicest suburb in town are still going to go home and explore eachother's shit pits, damaging their assholes and rendering their penii feculent all merely for the sake of their own sick perverted pleasure.
Actually, even perfect christian man and wife missionary style sex can get kind of nasty. And a pregnant woman should really have her eyes to the ground with shame and display a meek demeaner because we all know she was impaled like a pig by a big fat aroused penis, and pounded raw while she wailed like a whore.
I guess I'm saying no one should be acting righteous, because after they make their demands on that soapbox and pass their judgements of whoever or whatever they are unhappy with, a countdown is inevitably underway inside them to the next time they will go sit down and grunt a fat stinky hunk of feces out of their filthy grimey asshole.
We're all filthy fucking pigs. You can either live in shame huddled over or embrace your dirtbag self and laugh about it.
I don't hate gay people or think they should not be gay or stop partaking in their filthy wrong depraved sex lives.
I just think they should surrender to satan already and embrace the fact that they aren't angelic little blue eyed virgins who defecate heart candies from their perfect little wrinkle free pink assholes.
You can't get on a soap box with a butt plug firmly lodged in your keister, sorry, it just doesn't work.