The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

[Nickelodeon]

An Austrian jounalist asked a neighbour how long he had known josef Fritzels daughter alice. "Alice?" he replied " who the fuck is alice, u mean for 24 years iv been living next door to alice!"

 

[Spud Emperor]

Just waitin' for a chance.

 

[redarmy11]

An Austrian jounalist asked a neighbour how long he had known josef Fritzels daughter alice. "Alice?" he replied " who the fuck is alice, u mean for 24 years iv been living next door to alice!"

I demand this joke be removed on the basis of factual error.

 

[Pipes55]

how do you catch a black guy by surprise?













Tell him he got the job

 

[Pipes55]

what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?

A gorilla shit in his face.


whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

you smack one it stops sucking.


How do you kill a fox?

make it run across Canada on one leg.


whats the difference between a dead deer on the road and a dead nigger on the road?

The deer has skid marks leading up to it.

 

[Ima Hogg]

its called a joke who cares :shrug: if the facts aint rite tit weed go cry to mummy :bawl:

 

[redarmy11]

Her name's Elizabeth. Not Alice.

So the joke doesn't work. Get it?

Don't give up your day job.

 

[Nickelodeon]

Joke works fine, you're an imbecile.

 

[redarmy11]

Whilst your second proposition may be true, your first isn't.

 

[Nickelodeon]

Well I laughed. Maybe i'm the imbecile.

 

[redarmy11]

No. Presumably, you just didn't know that her name's Elizabeth. Not Alice.

Because that sort of spoiled it for me.

 

[Nickelodeon]

I did know her name was Elizabeth.


Damn, I should go to sleep.

 

[redarmy11]

Yes, you really ought to sleep more.

As in: a lot more.

 

[Nickelodeon]

Goodnight asshole.

 

[redarmy11]

Nite nite, sweet cheeks. xxx

 

[Sikots]

No. Presumably, you just didn't know that her name's Elizabeth. Not Alice.

Because that sort of spoiled it for me.

Who gives a flying fuck?
I found the joke quite amusing! Even though I know her name is Elisabeth (maybe with a z - again, who gives a damn?)

The joke rocked - end of...

 

[scalli]

whats more fun than spinning a paki round on rotary clothes line ? stopping him with a spade

 

[redarmy11]

Who gives a flying fuck?

Me. If only because I like arguing.

The joke rocked - end of...

Now see, that's my point.

My point is: no. No, it didn't.

 

[gowdy87]

Mighty Good Joke

Some jokes ive hear over the past while!


What do you call a chinese prostitute with no legs?
---Dragon Lips

What do you can a chinese child molester?
---Fuk em Yung

What do ya call a German condom maker?
---Fitz Nice n Tite

Whats blue and fucks old people?
---Hypothermia

Whats brown and green and loves nuts?
---gonorrhea


Hopfully some more to come.

 

[Anti-Flag]

Whats blue and fucks old people?

Me in my lucky blue overcoat.