The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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Ok this joke is on the borderline of offensive and funny, to me its more offensive but some people get a kick outta it, it is funny in a way but....

Q-Why did hitler kill himself?

A-He got his gas bill
 
CounslerCoffee said:
I have a problem with one of the jokes that I just told:


Why would Hitler be in heaven? Damn, that joke is anti-semetic as fuck!
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This has probably already been said (I'm sorry, I can't be bothered reading through 24 pages of tasteless jokes! :p), but the variation of that joke that I've always known is:

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.

Anyway here's another bad joke:

Who's the best Jewish cook?
Hitler.
 
I can't believe this one hasn't been said (I read the whole thread)


What's the difference between Paula Radciffe and Hitler?



At least one of them tried to finish off a race.
 
thefwf said:
I can't believe this one hasn't been said (I read the whole thread)


What's the difference between Paula Radciffe and Hitler?



At least one of them tried to finish off a race.
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That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard up here yet... it's just too bad the reference isn't the most commonly known one.
 
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


Cancer



What's slightly worse than finding a worm in your apple?





































The holocaust
 
Q:Whats black and crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?

A:Christopher Reeves after a house fire.
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Q:Whats the best thing about shagging twenty six year olds?

A:Theres twenty of them!!!
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Q:Whats the worst thing about licking a bald pussy?

A:Taking the dirty nappy off b4 hand!!!
 
One of my favourites:

"Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!"












































"That's the least of your problems. You have AIDs."
 
Q: How do you make a queer shag a woman?


A: Shit in her cunt!!!
 
Ronald Reagan recently died and went to heaven
that was a nice joke (I mean heaven)
BUT
there is a shorter:
George Bush died

What makes a joke bad?
It's all subjective.
Many millions on earth will laugh with it, so it is a good joke!

Actually I think that most jokes r offensive 4 somebody
 
one_raven said:
Sorry, I thought it was clear.
I was saying that some of these so-called "jokes" are not jokes at all, simply stupid statements and absurd questions meant only to be offensive rather than offensive AND funny.
They don't even seem to be trying to be funny, and if they are, they are failing miserably.
There is a vast difference between clever, well-written, irreverent humor (such as Monty Python and Saturday Night Live's Not Ready for Prime Time Players) and crap simply mean to poke fun at someone/group without any humor in it.
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Hey!
My thread--- if you don't 'like' the jokes and find them offensive then fuck off!!!
:p
 
The Flemster said:
Being English, I, along with most of my fellow countrymen, deal with tragedy and adversity in a unique way.
After something terrible has happenned, usually on a national level, we begin circulating very poor taste jokes.
...

"What's worse than than having Michael Jackson babysit your kids?

Having Ian Huntley bath them."

Ooof!

The Flemster.
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There is one offensive joke that can topple not only governments but universities, and even religions.
Why it is so offensive that it drives all egos so crazy that they will bring down the wrath of the whole universe on top of you.
And yet this joke is so funny that its laughter can literally kill you.

The Joke is so potent that it is the Supreme Comedy:
“There is no such thing as thinking.”


What makes this comedy "supreme": it is no joke.
 
one_raven said:
Sorry, I thought it was clear.
I was saying that some of these so-called "jokes" are not jokes at all, simply stupid statements and absurd questions meant only to be offensive rather than offensive AND funny.
They don't even seem to be trying to be funny, and if they are, they are failing miserably.
There is a vast difference between clever, well-written, irreverent humor (such as Monty Python and Saturday Night Live's Not Ready for Prime Time Players) and crap simply mean to poke fun at someone/group without any humor in it.
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What you are saying: If I don't laugh it's not a joke.

And that is one of the best and least offensive jokes so far.
 
whats the best thing about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower?



if you pull her hair back she looks 6
 
one more but im not sure if this has already been posted in here and dont feel like check

whats the difference between a poster and jesus

a poster doesnt scream when you nail it up
 
genep said:
There is one offensive joke that can topple not only governments but universities, and even religions.
Why it is so offensive that it drives all egos so crazy that they will bring down the wrath of the whole universe on top of you.
And yet this joke is so funny that its laughter can literally kill you.

The Joke is so potent that it is the Supreme Comedy:
“There is no such thing as thinking.”


What makes this comedy "supreme": it is no joke.
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Oh piss off.
This is meant to be a fun thread so stop autopsying stuff.
No high-brow comments are required on my thread!!!
:D
 
George Best goes to his doctors.
Doc: "George, I have good news and bad news..."
Besty: "Gimme the bad news first, doc."
Doc: "You have only one hour left to live."
Besty: "And the good news?"
Doc: "It's happy hour."

The Flemster.
 
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