If you look at birth control, most of need is for recreational sex.
Now we need a definition of "non-recreational sex".
Pregnancy is not a sickness or a disease
If that were true, no woman would die in childbirth, no medical care would be required during pregnancy, and no labor and delivery services during birthing. It's a great idea, though, to get this message out, so a lot of money can stop being wasted on unnecessary treatment.
but rather pregnancy is something that can end the fun.
Such as the woman denied admission to the hospital at 14 weeks with a fetal hand protruding though her cervix, since there was still a fetal heartbeat, and had to drive 90 miles to get an abortion. Talk about a party pooper.
Sex is fun and we all want the fun to continue as long as possible.
Sounds like an opening line for "the talk".
The government is supporting this fun through birth control.
What country? Man I want to live there. Did Disney buy a country when I wasn't looking?
Do a poll to see how much of the birth control is for fun compared to sickness and disease.
That would be hilarious. People would be looking around for a hidden camera, certain that this was a comedy gag. Is this post a comedy gag?
Relative to sex, alcohol helps to increase the amount of fun and help justify the need for birth control.
Yeah. While we've got our nose in their business, let's worry about every thing else they're doing.
If the ladies get tipsy they are more likely to make use of the birth control.
Well that's a relief, we thought you were just referring to hookers. Yeah the ladies, that's a real problem. Talk about loss of decorum. I see your point. Of course hookers get smashed while ladies get tipsy, so yeah, I'm following this reasoning real well.
Since the goal is not sickness or disease but enabling fun, the government should also mandate that insurance companies provide alcohol since this makes the birth control more justified.
Not good enough. I want a full harem, hooka pipe, and slaves waving ostrich fans at me. I'm gonna rule this roost, by gum. At least you oughtta propose a tax break for those coin operated beds.
It is not right that mandated fun is limited to only females and sex.
That's why we guys need ta stick together and vote all them wenches outta office. Then we can get them back in aprons with vacuum cleaners in their hands, like back in the day. Maybe we can get insurance coverage for those pills they gave their gals on
The Stepford Wives
This discriminates since there are other forms of fun to enable.
Like I say, we gotta reclaim our rights, boys.
Unprotected sex can be dangerous and could limit future fun.
Sounds like the voice of experience. Did I ever tell you about that sore I got.... never mind. Of course HIV *pshew* what a bummer.
This is also true of all illegal drugs.
Except for the mickeys we're going to slip them once in awhile....
Unprotected drugs (low QC) can be dangerous and limit future fun.
You mean tamper resistant packaging? Oh I get it, they won't be able to open their birth control packs, especially tipsy... wow that's ingenious.
Therefore so we don't discriminate fun insurance companies need to provide all these too.
Not enough, I want the full harem, the slaves, the hooka pipe...and one of those deals where they hoist you up in a gilded carriage and carry you around through town. I mean, if we're going to legislate we might as well go for the full enchilada.
Relative to sex and birth control needs, dishonest guys do better than honest guys (on first dates)
"Do better" = score ? Oh, could we get some government funded pickup lines too?
This suggests lying is also an enabler for the fun.
Like: "Is this seat taken?"... no... "What's a classy broad like you doin' in a 2 bit dive like this?"... yeah that's more like it. Well, white lies are OK , dontcha think?
Maybe the politicians can train people to lie and have it paid by insurance so the birth control is more useful.
That comes with the full harem coverage. Good.
It is unconstitutional to pay for pursuit of happiness for one group but require others groups pay for their own fun. We need to enable and mandate for all the groups.
Well when it comes to the Constitution, we just need to repeal their voting rights, and then who cares about Roe v Wade, we'll have them under our thumbs so tight they'll melt like butter.
Great plan. So where do we meet boys, we need to get organized. Hey how about that shack around by the tracks where we used to have our Klan meetin's? Yeah, cuz when we get done with the broads, we're gonna hafta settle a few other scores.....
Man I like the way you think.... Hey! Mr. Romney! ....We've got a great campaign idea for you!!......
