Basically you are saying that one cannot be critical of someone's ideas about God and the universe because to be clear or communicate about these things is to attempt to describe the ineffable. Also you are saying no one who doesn't get it will.
Most religious people disagree with you completely. They all value certain texts, stories, communicative interactions over others and feel that some are better able to reach people and convey the truth. They also all feel that one can move from states of ignorance to states with more understand via interactions with others.
The Bible is a messy document. But it does refer to God and religious isssues. It is better in some ways than a telephone book and I have no doubt that some people actually gained knowledge from it, more than those who read the Hackansack directory did from reading that. But, this is not saying very much.
Well, I read the Bible, I like to read it very much; but not the same as I would read a novel, or a scientific document. The Bible was written by wise men, the things that can be taken literally are the stuff that have less value to me. What is most interesting about the Bible is the hidden meaning, there is hidden wisdom everywere if you look into it. But you cannot read Apocalypse, and expect to get it in the first time. Or read it in a way that makes you think it predicts the end of the World, that is not its real meaning. Just as trying to read Genesis, and try to scientifically explain the evolution from monkeys to the first Homo-Sapiens, that is not the real meaning either. Genesis and Apocalypse have more to do with inner-alchemy, or inner-transformation; from seed to tree.
I personally think God cannot be put into words. Is like when you are watching a sunset, and you call it beautiful. Then the feeling you get when watching a sunset is diminished by the preconceived notion you have of the word "beautiful", you have called many things beautiful, so you cannot possibly catch all the glory of a sunset with that word.
What I´m saying, is if you take in consideration the inmensity of the Universe, the incognisible property of God, our limited perspective, and our limited brains, you can possibly get an idea of how our words are inadequate to describe something like God. The same as our brains are inadequate to fully understand God.
And yes, my perspective is very different from most people, because I didn´t borrow it from anyone, I cannot post links about this, because these are the conclusions I have reached on my own so far.
Imagine in billions of years, if mankind survives, and manages to evolve into a higher being (evolutionary speaking). This future-human would probably look at us the same way we look at chimps right now. And they are going to say: "Look at them, oh so cute, trying to understand God, not even we can understand it". Because even if they would have brains with more capacity than ours, no physical brain is capable enough to understand the wisdom of the "all".