///They were when people cooked over open fires and made up this saying. These days, people think of a tea-kettle, but what the saying most likely refers to is a deep cauldron sort of container for heating wash-water, very similar to the soup-pot - that being the point.
Argh, faith an beggorrah, but I've become an apologist for ancient maxims!
///In my day, we learned things in school (like arithmetic and history) and that didn't leave us much time to hound one another to suicide for having the wrong haircut.
PS I still have a pet targ.
There were different schools, neighbourhoods, districts, countries and continents in my time, as in yours. I was lucky.///
I do not know how close we are in age but I was much harassed in school. Mostly by those who did not learn much.
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///Except in movies, where the bomb is invariably defused at 11:59:57.
Anyway, Jesus didn't carry an hourglass. (Thomas did, but he kept forgetting to flip it over.)
The fool says in his heart, there is no God.
///No fair!
If you're going to use biblical quotations under "sayings", you'll have to copy in the ten commandments, the sermon on the mount, all of Revelation and Paul's entire correspondence. What the hell, just link the whole book, except Ecclesiastes - I like this one for reference https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Genesis-Chapter-1/
maybe exempt Solomon's love-poems; besotted men are supposed to talk stupidly.
That was the whole point, the only one that matters, except maybe "honour thy father" - (mother, too, if you have time). Jehovah knew perfectly well that nobody could stop coveting anything or any body, just because he forbade it, same as he'd known they couldn't refrain form tasting that apple. As for the killing and stealing part... What's the next thing to happen? J sez: go to Jericho, sneak in, sap the fortifications, kill the people and take their land.///
"Thou shalt have no other gods before me" is quite telling tho most christians refuse to face it.
How much do you weigh?I hope I did not sit a president.
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///OK here's one: In vino veritas.
When they made that up, the Romans hadn't met the Scots yet.///
I prefer whiskey.
///When they made that up, the Romans hadn't met the Scots yet.
It's quite true that drunks blurt out things they wouldn't ordinarily say, but it's as apt to be fish stories, insincere protestations of affection, nostalgic rambling, maudlin regrets, bluster and blarney as truth. More, in my experience.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions because the 20 ton roller drives over them...///
When someone says that to me, I say "So the road to heaven is paved with bad intentions".
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You don't believe in good intentions?The road to hell is paved with good intentions because the 20 ton roller drives over them...