story time!!!!

--which I promptly robbed. I then left the building, happy and rich with people's dollars cramming my pockets.

Where to next? I thought to myself
 
So then i quickly expedited my efforts to my sister's house and told her that i needed some cheese before the earth exploded. She answered my kind request by giving me something i wanted even more then just cheese, but it was CHICKEN AND CHEESE so then i ate my chicken and cheese, then the world blew up and i found myself in a heaven of cheese and ate it happily ever after
 
But yet I couldn't shit. the cheese had plugged me tight. So I rushed to the store to purchase a laxative, where I met a man selling 'magic' beans. I only had enough for the beans or the laxative.
 
It was such an obvious choose. As I left the store, I was broke, but it was all good, I had my beans.

I took them home and got a great idea to bury one in the ground and the son of gun started growing into the sky. I figured it wouldn't hurt none so I started to climb up the bia.
 
But then i fell and hurt my back, then was abducted by aliens... tha aliens also mistakenly beamed up the beam stalk as well! it was most unusual
 
When I made it to the top of the alien bean stalk, I found myself walking on a clouded floor. I needed to go petty bad, but my buttox was all plugged up. All of a sudden, I began to defacate out of my mouth. Wow, I thought. I can be famous like Eminem. To the right, there was a huge castle. To the left, was a bright light hoar house. Hmm. . .
 
As I started walking toward the castle a huge troll appeared out of nowhere.
"Harrr shiteater pay yer toll"
"How much is it I asked?"
"Shreee pence fer yah matee"
Luckily I found the coins lying infront of me and gave to the
troll he grinned happily and began to give me directions.
If ye go left there is a wondeful shpring where ye can wash up
the water is magicly delicious and clean.
If ye go right there is shanty where ye can go tinky if ya need.
 
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to my shock there was something inside
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...the lock. Someone had put chewing gum in it. The key got stuck and wouldn't bidge anymore. I lost my temper and started kicking the door. To mu surprise it flew open. It hadn't been locked.

To my shock there was something inside.
 
Well, I'm not sure what happened next. I felt an explosion of moisture from my nether regions and boom, darkness. I can't tell you how long I floated in the depths of my unconscious, but I can tell you I wasn't alone. There was something in there floating around with me. I could feel it.

It was more than a nightmare. It was no dream, it was as if I'd stepped outside of time, outside of myself and found that I was not alone...

I wasn't so sure that was a good thing.
 
And boy was I right. Slowly the fog that had limited my vision cleared up. And there she was. A spitting image of my mother in law, except that her fangs and claws were even larger than normal. Also she smelled like sulphur (more than normally). This was not my real mother in law, but a projection of my worst nightmare.

She closed in on me, with her fangs dripping with saliva and here claws stretched out, roaring with a thunderous bark.

I soiled myself once more.
 
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