Starting Civilization From Scratch

Theoryofrelativity said:
I would find a little group of bon ami's and leave the rest to sort themselves out. I'd go live like the wild woman I am and survive. I would NOT entertain the idea of being dictated to by any mutha fucka. Having dictators banished to oblivion has got to be one of the benefits of this 'new world'. I would certainly not adopt a new one!

Lixluke would be banished if he presumed to dictate anything to moi, as I would welcome the lack of law and order and do what the heck I liked really.

Note: The bon ami's I would select would comprise of the following:

Herbalist and or Homeopathic Doctor (not much use relying on modern medicine with the jungle as your pharmacist)
Builder (to build me a hut or decorate my cave)
soldier (survival and protection )
Boy scout (to light the fire)
engineer (to devise great water filteration system etc)
Farmer (to grwo some veggies)
Hunter (obvious)
Comedian/singer for entertainment
Chef
Historian (to keep us in touch with our heritage and to record our new 'stuff')
Cleaner upa's
physical and manual labour force (to build the palace)

Myself I would contribute the 'egg's (assuming I was younger in this new world ;) ) and the moral and the glue that holds it all together

I would be named Princess Rosebud
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Anybody that does not want to participate in helping organize New Colony can leave our land area with Princess Rosebud's congregation, and go off to establish their own tribe.

We don't really care about the comedians and singers. Take them all if you want. I encourage anybody with any actual real expertise to remain to help with the survival and establishment of New Colony. A colony of unending peace and happiness.
 
lixluke said:
Anybody that does not want to participate in helping organize New Colony can leave our land area with Princess Rosebud's congregation, and go off to establish their own tribe.

We don't really care about the comedians and singers. Take them all if you want. I encourage anybody with any actual real expertise to remain to help with the survival and establishment of New Colony. A colony of unending peace and happiness.
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War it is then!

In my group I shall also have a military strategist
 
A vote for myself = 100,000. Even though there are only 99,998 people left after lixluke was mysteriously shot in the back and Tor was found drowned in a pool of pink champagne.
 
Announcement from his royal heininess!!

ToR failed to turn into a hot lesbian and shall be trampled underneath the left foot of the royal Elephant!!!

So be it!!

Coolskill is to report to the shit detail!!!

carry on!
 
Nickelodeon said:
I will call an election. Lixluke will offer you a grave, I will offer you 1,490 square km each. Spurious will be taken back to the lunatic cave.
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This is an emergency temp situation. It would not be practical under our current circumstances to divide the lands up for personal property beyond a simple sleeping quarters. I encourage all members of the population to consider the remainder of the plans. For now we will use these small quarters to sleep in. As we get organized and established, we will move on to agricultire, and urban development with larger monolithic domes for each individual.

While living in our monolithic domes in this agricultural society, we can look forward to developing a next set of land for even better facilities. Progress is inevitable.

Whicever person is promising you kilometers of land cannot possibly keep track of it all under our current conditions. We cannot possibliy function under such separation.
 
spuriousmonkey said:
Announcement from his royal heininess!!

ToR failed to turn into a hot lesbian and shall be trampled underneath the left foot of the royal Elephant!!!

So be it!!

Coolskill is to report to the shit detail!!!

carry on!
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you are assuming I am not already a hot lesbian

you assume too much, I am very adaptable in this new world, depending on what's on offer.

Start voting folks
 
lixluke said:
This is an emergency temp situation. It would not be practical under our current circumstances to divide the lands up for personal property beyond a simple sleeping quarters. I encourage all members of the population to consider the remainder of the plans. For now we will use these small quarters to sleep in. As we get organized and established, we will move on to agricultire, and urban development with larger monolithic domes for each individual.

While living in our monolithic domes in this agricultural society, we can look forward to developing a next set of land for even better facilities. Progress is inevitable.

Whicever person is promising you kilometers of land cannot possibly keep track of it all under our current conditions. We cannot possibliy function under such separation.
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I offer warmth and shelter and a 'maternal' huggy when you feel lonely and sad :(

I offer you as much land as you need and fluffy feather nest or straw if you prefer
 
lixluke said:
Whicever person is promising you kilometers of land cannot possibly keep track of it all under our current conditions. We cannot possibliy function under such separation.
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Separation is inevitable. There are too many people. No-one is going to suddenly follow one person only.
 
Announcement from his royal heininess!!

ToR screamed for lesbian mercy when the royal foot was about to stamp her very lesbians breasts flat! She proclaimed she could be a loyal lesbian after all.

In his mercy his royal Heininess has decided to show mercy to this creature of the night swamp. He orders her to provide evidence of sexy lesbianism forthwith.

Coolskill is to report to the flushing master, the newly appointed Nickelodon, to be flushed down the toilet!!!

carry on!
 
The elections will proceed as follows.
Each individual 14 years old or above will have one vote.
A group of vote counters will be appointed to count the votes.
Each delegate to lead New Colony will provide their ideas to the population. The winner becomes the leader of New Colony, with custody over this particular area of land.

The leader will dedide how to establish emergency accomodations for everybody, and at the same time create plans for the evential migration of New Colony to a better area.
 
I could always poison the wells with arsenic, and save the world from the threat of civilization.
 
Nickelodeon said:
Separation is inevitable. There are too many people. No-one is going to suddenly follow one person only.
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This is not for you to decide. This is for the population to decide. New Colony will vote for the leader. They will have custody over the current territory. Anybody that is not happy with the establishment according to the freely elected leader, can migrate at their own perogative.
 
spidergoat said:
I could always poison the wells with arsenic, and save the world from the threat of civilization.
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If you are not happy with my current plan of massive action to assess the emergency needs of our current population, and have some actual serious suggestions, I suggest your present them. We are all listening.
 
lixluke said:
This is not for you to decide. This is for the population to decide. New Colony will vote for the leader. They will have custody over the current territory. Anybody that is not happy with the establishment according to the freely elected leader, can migrate at their own perogative.
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Pointless. Anyone whose candidate doesnt not win will simply go away and form their own colony. Therefore voting is pointless.
 
Announcement from his royal heininess!!

In his divine wisdom his royal Kingness has decided to hold elections with electronic voting machines bought from his good friend, king Bush!

His Royal Godness is please to announce that 120% of the population casted a vote to make his Royal Heininess the supreme leader of this divine civilization!

Coolskill is to report to the elephant cage to be trampled by the Royal elephant. Please shower before reporting. We do not want to Royal elephant to trample a dirty man.

carry on!
 
Nickelodeon said:
Pointless. Anyone whose candidate doesnt not win will simply go away and form their own colony. Therefore voting is pointless.
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This is not for you to decide. This is the decision of each person who's candidate did not win if they wish to depart or not. Stop deciding for others. this is like the second or third time you have done this. You do not decide what other people do or do not. It is their decision.

It doesn't matter if you win the election or not. If an individual's candidate did not win that individual may choose to either stay with New Colony or to leave to survive on his own.
 
Nickelodeon said:
Sorry, we should decide for ourselves to do everything you tell us. ;)
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All people decide for themselves what they wish to do. This is not for anybody to decide as stated.

This is the decision of each person who's candidate did not win if they wish to depart or not. Stop deciding for others. This is like the second or third time you have done this. You do not decide what other people do or do not. It is their decision.

It doesn't matter if you win the election or not. If an individual's candidate did not win that individual may choose to either stay with New Colony or to leave to survive on his own.
 
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