Starting Civilization From Scratch

[lixluke]

I will now describe each phase of my plan. After this description, we will move on to implementation.


The first phase is the chaperone phase. I will have a brief meeting of each potential chaperone. I will be needing a single assistant to help me with all of the phases. The chaperones will be chosen. They will be listed, and accounted for as the official chaperones. A temporary area will be perimitered where they can gather the children, and look after them while phase 2 is conducted.


Phase 2 is the head count. A group of head counters will be assigned to keep track of all the Male adults, Female adults, Male children, and Female children. This will be accomplished by creating a dividing area. The Chaperones will be in charge of conducting the head count for their area. They will count the total amount of children and chaperones.

The assigned head counters will cound the rest. We will draw a dividing line accross the ground. All people start out on one side of the line. The head counters will facilitate each person crossing to the other side of the line. As they do so, they will be counted. Once everybody is on the other side of the line, and accounted for, we will continue to phase 3.

 

[baumgarten]

Okay. You're a bad listener, so you're dead now. I put Nickelodeon in charge on the grounds that he will be my political puppet.

 

[lixluke]

I'll do no such thing. I have a gun, and you'll listen to me or you'll die.

Nobody has a gun. I will ask the population to please listen to the assessment, and plans, and assist me to carry them out into phase 3.

 

[Nickelodeon]

I will be The Man.

 

[baumgarten]

Nobody has a gun. I will ask the population to please listen to the assessment, and plans, and assist me to carry them out into phase 3.

Do try to keep up.

I will be The Man.

Very well. Your coronation will be now.

Wear it with pride, my Man.

 

[lixluke]

We will not move on to agricultural farming until we conclude emergency functioning.

The next few phases will involve setting up our current tribal village by dividing up the land area for different purposes. Sleeping area, eating area, bathroom area, bathing area.

The next few phases after that will involve distributing chores and tasks. This will include gathering food, rationing food, distributing rations, gathering materials, producing clothes, producing beds, producing personal care items, creating methods for bathing and using the bathroom, etc.

 

[Nickelodeon]

So who gets the rubbish tasks?

 

[baumgarten]

So who gets the rubbish tasks?

Jay-Z

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

I would find a little group of bon ami's and leave the rest to sort themselves out. I'd go live like the wild woman I am and survive. I would NOT entertain the idea of being dictated to by any mutha fucka. Having dictators banished to oblivion has got to be one of the benefits of this 'new world'. I would certainly not adopt a new one!

Lixluke would be banished if he presumed to dictate anything to moi, as I would welcome the lack of law and order and do what the heck I liked really.

Note: The bon ami's I would select would comprise of the following:

Herbalist and or Homeopathic Doctor (not much use relying on modern medicine with the jungle as your pharmacist)
Builder (to build me a hut or decorate my cave)
soldier (survival and protection )
Boy scout (to light the fire)
engineer (to devise great water filteration system etc)
Farmer (to grwo some veggies)
Hunter (obvious)
Comedian/singer for entertainment
Chef
Historian (to keep us in touch with our heritage and to record our new 'stuff')
Cleaner upa's
physical and manual labour force (to build the palace)

Myself I would contribute the 'egg's (assuming I was younger in this new world ) and the moral and the glue that holds it all together

I would be named Princess Rosebud

 

[lixluke]

Each head will have a roughly 8ft X 8ft parcel of ground. This ground is their own personal sleeping quarters. Nobody will be allowed to step into another person's area without permission.

The areas will be divided into 3 sections:
Male Adults
Female Adults
Children and Chaperones

Each section will be divided in multiple square areas that represent the sleeping quarters for each individual. There are no longer any rulers. We will find an object of length of about a foot. This object will represent the new standard of measurement. We will use this new standard to create qual sized parcels for each individual.

 

[lixluke]

So who gets the rubbish tasks?

We are not at that part yet. We are still in the process of describing the area divisions.

 

[Nickelodeon]

So while lixluke talks to himself, I will be appointing my minions.

 

[baumgarten]

Each head will have a roughly 8ft X 8ft parcel of ground.

You'd have us live in closets! Good thing I killed you.

 

[Nickelodeon]

We have the entire planet and we only get 8x8?

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

Follow me Princess Rosebud and leave that Nazi to himself

I will give you cake!

 

[baumgarten]

Cake? Nigga plz. Nickelodeon is the King of Beers.

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

Cake? Nigga plz. Nickelodeon is the King of Beers.

shit you're right! I need to up the anti

I will give you an egg!

OR

a virgin!

(think about it :bugeye: )

 

[spuriousmonkey]

I order you all to be quiet!!!

All the women to the left. All men to the right.

Proclamation One!
- all women are required to turn hot lesbian!

Proclamation Two!

- all men are required to report to the task center. Here you will be given your daily worktask!

Proclamation Three!

- He wouldeth not listeneth to me! shall perish under the foot of my elephant!!! Women left foot! Men right foot!

Proceed!!!

 

[Nickelodeon]

I will call an election. Lixluke will offer you a grave, I will offer you 1,490 square km each. Spurious will be taken back to the lunatic cave.

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

I will call an election. Lixluke will offer you a grave, I will offer you 1,490 square km each. Spurious will be taken back to the lunatic cave.

Ok we have a few wannabee rulers here lets vote!


Nickleodian (cheap beer)
Lixluke (NAZI rules)

ME (with me you get cake, a virgin, eggs And BEER)

Spurious (lesbians and lots of work)

who else?

Start voting