So I have to do jury service

Are you refering to when he said he would kidnap the girl and take her to Punjab and force her to marry him....

Muslim is like 23 years old, all 23 year olds come out with shit similar to that....

post any of his other fanatical posts
 
samcdkey said:
Kiski mat maari gayi thi jo aapko chunaa? :D
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Talk Punjabi. But yeah they must have been crazy to choose me. Apparently it was "random selection" I don't believe that though.
 
geodesic said:
Hate to disappoint you Muslim, but when I went, 80% of the jurors were over fifty, at least. As for barristers, they won't talk to you - you'll only see them in the courtroom.
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Some older woman can be attractive you know!
 
Muslim said:
Talk Punjabi. But yeah they must have been crazy to choose me. Apparently it was "random selection" I don't believe that though.
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Munda, asi Punjabi nai na!

No idea if that is even right!
 
Zakariya04 said:
Are you refering to when he said he would kidnap the girl and take her to Punjab and force her to marry him....

Muslim is like 23 years old, all 23 year olds come out with shit similar to that....

post any of his other fanatical posts
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That was cross between a fantasy and a reality. fantasy being, I am a emperor in the middle-ages of a very large kingdom with 100s of harems and I fall in love with her. And shes from another kingdom and shes the Queen so I declare a war on the other kingdom just so I can impress her defeat all her troops and take her for my wife.


Something like what great emperor Malik Ikhtiar-ud-din Altunia did to Sultana Razia of Deli!

The sotry is:

The story goes that Altunia and Raziya were childhood friends. As they grew up together, he fell in love with Raziya and the rebellion was simply a way of getting back at Raziya for preferring a slave (Yaqut).

Yaqut was murdered and Altunia imprisoned Raziya. To save her own head, Raziya sensibly decided to marry him. While all of this was happening, Raziya’s brother Bahram had been named Sultan in Delhi. Raziya marched with her husband towards Delhi but to no avail. On October 13, 1240, she was defeated by Bahram and the unfortunate couple was put to death the very next day.


My kinda guy!
 
Muslim said:
Tusa Jungali Dravidian Ki alaad ho na!
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Janu, hum Pathan aur Kutchi hain!

Zara tameez aur adab se pesh aayen to behtar!

Agar Pathani khoon bhadak gaya to itne tukde ho jayenge ke sametna mushkil hoga! ;)
 
Muslim said:
Fuckin' random my ass. I don't want to do, but I have to.

Shall I defer it for next year? or shall I just do it and get it over and done with?

I have to sit in a jury! and decide the outcome of a criminal case.
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Brilliant topic.
Concise, well thought out, introspective, philosophical, inspiring and above all …..relevant.
 
Zakariya04 said:
vEGA,

HOWS IT Going

have you posted the fanatical posts of muslim yet???

as i havent seen them
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O' ye zak, here my words for he that seeth in the dark will remain in it lest he come out from it! :D
 
Satyr said:
Brilliant topic.
Concise, well thought out, introspective, philosophical, inspiring and above all …..relevant.
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I'll second that. Actually, your observation is brilliant Satyr: you should have called yourself Sartre instead. This is getting really interesting!

I've been summoned three times for jury duty but never appeared because of various reasons - mostly time constraints. If I had the time, I think it would be a great educational experience, depending on the case. On the other hand, if you had to make a life or death decision, you might be haunted by that for the rest of your life.

Anyways, Muslim will never have to worry about doing jury duty because he has too many prejudices - "hot girl (as defendant)" ha ha ha - and an extremely erratic uncontrollable behavior. Can you imagine the deliberation? You could probably make a movie out of it.
 
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