So... Did anyone get raptured today? LOL

[Lori_7]

it is fun Lori

it's all relative i suppose. :shrug:

 

[Anti-Flag]

I must say I'm extremely disappointed, I was expecting to wake up to a world without Christians.

 

[Asguard]

I must say I'm extremely disappointed, I was expecting to wake up to a world without Christians.

Well sandy's not here

 

[Lori_7]

I must say I'm extremely disappointed, I was expecting to wake up to a world without Christians.

you wouldn't miss me even a little?

 

[quantum_wave]

I strongly believe that the world ended yesterday ... somewhere out there, lol.

 

[Janus58]

The funny thing I saw yesterday was when I was watching the Timber's (our local MLS team) game on TV, Some fans hung a huge sign over the railing with each letter printed on a bed sheet that said "RAPTURED". I quess being at a Timber's game was their idea of Heaven.

 

[Hellenologophobia]

Does a mind blowing orgasm count?

Now that’s my kind of rapture.
At a boy, mate! You da man.

 

[NMSquirrel]

I must say I'm extremely disappointed, I was expecting to wake up to a world without Christians.

LOL..too bad,so sad...

 

[ltcmmdr]

Wishful thinking, isn't it?

 

[Anti-Flag]

Well sandy's not here

She would have been staying with us anyway....

you wouldn't miss me even a little?

Aww maybe just you. Come on, convert, it's nice down here! :mufc:

LOL..too bad,so sad...

Well there's always next time!
*puts "yay they're gone" banner away*

 

[Trooper]

I must say I'm extremely disappointed, I was expecting to wake up to a world without Christians.

Didn't Thomas Hobbes speak of laughter as a sudden glory? Well, at least we have some new material.

After the Rapture

The Rapture

 

[Lori_7]

Aww maybe just you. Come on, convert, it's nice down here! :mufc:

thanks.

but sorry, you're coming with me.

 

[Cifo]

I wuz raptured, but they sent me back. Yoinked! :bawl:

 

[visceral_instinct]

I am annoyed at the lack of rapture. I was going to go post rapture looting...All the free Red Bull would rock...and there was that neon pink top I couldn't afford, too...Poo

 

[NMSquirrel]

I wuz raptured, but they sent me back. Yoinked! :bawl:

No Deposit,No Return.

 

[Anti-Flag]

thanks.

but sorry, you're coming with me.

That's what all the girls say.

 

[adoucette]

OOPS

OAKLAND, Calif. – A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_apocalypse_saturday

 

[Wisdom_Seeker]

OOPS

OAKLAND, Calif. – A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_apocalypse_saturday

I read a comment in that link that I cannot help but paste here:

"It's a shame that stupidity can't be converted into a usable energy source."

 

[Enmos]

It might have "happened", it's just that no one was devout enough a Christian to actually get raptured.

 

[Anti-Flag]

It might have "happened", it's just that no one was devout enough a Christian to actually get raptured.

I hope you're not suggesting that Christians are morally corrupt enough to break their own rules. That would be unthinkable.