it's better than sex! though i admit, sex is the closest thing to heaven on earth, if it's done right.
So... Did anyone get raptured today? LOL
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it's better than sex! though i admit, sex is the closest thing to heaven on earth, if it's done right.
You can't tell, but the good ones are already gone; only we, the sinners, remain, now only bad girls and boys live in the world. It's party time.
Yeah, no kidding.....No sex and no farting...Why even exist then?.
"happy rapture day". i just noticed that...
:roflmao:
Eating and Drinking are VERY enjoyable and I spend far more time doing that than the relatively few minutes a day dealing with the end result.
I'd never give up the former because of the latter.....
Even when it isn't done exactly right, it still beats the alternative...
Yeah, but you can always do better so I say, practice, practice practice.....
nothing happened here in blighty and its an 54 minutes past R-Hour
I knew I shouldn't have had that third beer ........ while watching porn
I knew I shouldn't have had that third beer ........ while watching porn
if there were farting and belching in heaven, we could form Bands,and play all the classics..
That's great.
On a sad or maybe pitiful note apparently some of the faithful quit their jobs and gave away their possesions.:bugeye:
That's great.
On a sad or maybe pitiful note apparently some of the faithful quit their jobs and gave away their possesions.:bugeye:
i don't really feel sorry for them. for their children i do. i bet most of them would do it again (next time).
it is fun Lori
Why? It's not like anyone else would have any use for them either as they'd all be too busy getting judged.
Your connected to the source. Crystal Palace? Your making Me feel loved . Shame on you . Don't you know that it is a sin to cheer up a blemish. Your story put a tear in my eye. That is how good it is. Your worthy . I feel raptured now . I might even get a good nights sleep. One were I can take Spidey's goat for a free ride
No. And i never expected to. Pre-tribulation rapture is a false doctrine. The rapture happens on the day of the second comming of the Messiah Jesus and not a day before it.
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