I bring a message from planet Thaarg...
After due consideration we have decided that the human race are severly retarded.
Some relevant facts...
You kill each other (often)
You watch soap operas
You wear labels to feel good
You can't crack the lightspeed barrier.
There are other reasons but they are beyond your understanding.
Due to your retarded status the galactic council has decided to euthanase your entire race. We could just wait until you destroy yourselves and your planet but that would just be cruel.
The programme starts today. Please remain calm. Your extinction is in the best interests of society as a whole.
You don't even have to thank us.
Yours
Xxppryzzzzz.
After due consideration we have decided that the human race are severly retarded.
Some relevant facts...
You kill each other (often)
You watch soap operas
You wear labels to feel good
You can't crack the lightspeed barrier.
There are other reasons but they are beyond your understanding.
Due to your retarded status the galactic council has decided to euthanase your entire race. We could just wait until you destroy yourselves and your planet but that would just be cruel.
The programme starts today. Please remain calm. Your extinction is in the best interests of society as a whole.
You don't even have to thank us.
Yours
Xxppryzzzzz.