Rosa

" you suck."

Yes, yes on occasion I do.

"Fuck off"

I also do that on occasion.

"Forget about "we" Xev! Don't u get it yet? I don't like the other two. just u. I always have kinda fancied u since I came to this forum over a year ago."

Your torture of the English language gets me all wet.
 
"Wha? I wasnt talking about you."

Oh. Well I'm sure that for a dirty, crumpled five-euro bill John Connollen would suck too. :)
 
Logically Unsound:
you suck

(and)

Wha? I wasnt talking about you.
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I thought you said 'bye' one page ago?

Forget about "we" Xev! Don't u get it yet? I don't like the other two. just u. I always have kinda fancied u since I came to this forum over a year ago
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This is the part where the target is supposed to flinch and feel feminine.
He noticed me a year ago?
And I'm his favorite?
But I've been so mean to him, what should I do?
Gendanken is not worthy of his time, and Rosa is not either....poor girls!!!!
He's got eyes only for me, and I'm completely ignorant of its strategic aim to to dislodge my character.

This is also the part where he makes you incredibly wet.
 
i did say that. but one of johns comments moved me enough to come and say:

john sucks.

and i wouldnt say it to xev, cause:

she doesnt suck, unlike..... john.
and im sure if i wanted to tell xev i thought she sucked, i might muster the will to do so. her wrath, would of course cause me severe harm. remember:
ITS NOT REAL (if you understand that)
 
invert_nexus said:
“ well, don't keep us in suspence. What happened? ”
I was soundly ignored...
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Poor Invert ...
You know, this isn't a "Member XY appreciation thread".


invert_nexus said:
“ We're talking about Gendy here (as much as u'd like to be talking about me! ”
I thought you were talking about Rosa?
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Nah, the little dipshit used my name to start a thread as a pretext so that he could talk about himself. Because otherwise, noone really pays any attention to him -- and I so do not not wonder why this is so.


invert_nexus said:
Everyone else seems to enjoy talking about you more.
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No, not "enjoy". It's no fun having John as an opponent. He could make paint peel off the wall with his annoyance. And what is worse, his annoyance is so mediocre, that one cannot even hate him properly. Uh.
 
RosaMagika said:
Nah, the little dipshit
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He could make paint peel off the wall with his annoyance. And what is worse, his annoyance is so mediocre, that one cannot even hate him properly. Uh.
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I guess u don't like me then, would I be right this time?! :D

See "Unsound"?! Some people ARE taking this very seriously!
 
Poor Invert ...
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Yes. It's time for everyone to pity me now. Poor, poor Invert. Woe's me. How about we turn this into a sympathy thread for poor miserable me. The girl of my dreams won't put out. She thinks I'm a philanderer and a womanizer. She says that I'll never settle down to a serious anything. She says that I can never stay on topic and post the wrong content in the wrong thread (complaining about my love life in a thread lambasting another member, for instance). Pity me. All pity me. You're all bored lambasting John anyway, wouldn't you have more fun pitying me?

On second thought. Never mind. I don't want any pity. Just send your charitable contributions to my swiss bank account. PM for details.

You know, this isn't a "Member XY appreciation thread".
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Heh. I tried. :p
Thanks for noticing though. Makes me feel a little better.
 
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invert_nexus said:
What do you mean she doesn't suck? She said she does, on occasion. I suppose the tricky part is to convince her to do so.
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that was my personal opinion of her, until now i was not aware she considered herself sucky (cant remember the right word for that structure)

See "Unsound"?! Some people ARE taking this very seriously!
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that doesnt constitute seriousness. and i still hold with my original statement about people who are taking this seriously.

his annoyance is so mediocre, that one cannot even hate him properly.
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the worst kind by a distance.

On second thought. Never mind. I don't want any pity. Just send your charitable contributions to my swiss bank account. PM for details.
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tell me its number and ill err.... make a contribution :D. dont worry. your bank details will be safe in my hand.s.
 
Vert:
Pity me. All pity me. You're all bored lambasting John anyway, wouldn't you have more fun pitying me?
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I pity that I'm too far away to rip your skull in half and feed the pia mater to my dogs.
 
I pity that I'm too far away to rip your skull in half and feed the pia mater to my dogs.
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I'm surprised you don't want to feed me to your cats. And, I always envisioned you squeezing the life out of me like a python rather than ripping me apart. I wonder why?

I have dead ones sticking to my bumper.
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: Perks ears up:
Oh?
You run over dogs?
Do you run over dogs with your car, Dreamwalker?
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Run away. Run far away.

At least now she can divert her tearing rage to another animal killer. And this one I can agree with her on.

Dog-killer... BOOO!!!!

Let's get him, Gendy.
 
You think I care if those shithead animals stand on the street? Should I try to avoid them when I am driving 100 kph? better not...

But try to get me, you might decorate my hood. :D
 
I suppose you shouldn't go out of your way to avoid them. Reminds me of the dumbfucks that ram their cars into trees to avoid a squirrel.

What would you rather hit? A cow? A horse? A deer? A dog? A JohnConnellan? An invert_nexus? A Gendanken? A Xev? A Rosa Majika?

Or, I should say which would be the worst to hit?
 
Depends, I think it would be pretty bad to have Gedanken or Xev sticking through my windshield berating me for what a silly fuck I am...

A horse or a cow might be pretty bad, could get uncomfortable. I think I would rather hit a dog.
Alas, it depends on where I hit it and how fast, imagine some animal sitting around on the Autobahn and you hit it with about 240 kph, now that could be ugly...

Depending on how much you weight it could also be a bad hit. Anyone here as fat as a cow?
 
Depending on how much you weight it could also be a bad hit. Anyone here as fat as a cow?
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To hear John talk, all the girls here are fat as cows. I wonder why he loves them so, then?
 
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