Rosa

[John Connellan]

He's the man who comes home from a day fresh with rejection and reminders that he can't do shit with women in the flesh there to slap the ignoramus off his face.
So he goes online where its safe- and he overcompensates by becoming this idiot:

Actually, if all that were true, I would probably be here kissing your arse hoping that I could at least pull a girl on the web and then go out with more confidence in the real world. The fact is, I am quite successful with the opposing sex (cum on, have u seen my avatar? Haha). I don't give a shit about any of u women here and what u think! Thats why I have the power and u don't.

Good day to yas

 

[water]

Ha ha ha. U know, even though I have explicitly stated that I DO NOT feel shunned by Rosa, I have still obviously made an impression on all 3 of u. Gendy, Xev and Rosa! With my deep knowledge of the female mind, I am led to think that the fact that u are still talking about me means u all still fancy me!!!

Your persistence in delusions is indicative of your desperateness.

You know, cats play with mice too.

The only problem is, I tend to go for the feminine girls.

Like Beyonce?
Eh ...

Haha. Imagine that. I must say, I do admire the way u think. I also think like that. There's u thinking that I like u and here's me thinking u like me!!! The only thing is, I am probably a little more right than u, eh? Read the above post.

My, how hard you work to convince yourself that all this isn't just a prank.

(cum on, have u seen my avatar? Haha).

I have. And I am sorry for that.

I don't give a shit about any of u women here and what u think! Thats why I have the power and u don't.

Speaking like a truly powerless, poor, dismal mental eunuch, disappointed beyond repair.

 

[Xev]

"I have. And I am sorry for that."

Too funny! It's bad enough that he's made a fool of himself...now he is trying to pass that ugly thing off as attractive?!

 

[fireguy_31]

roas

Why do I know that you like whores?

If you want the answer just ask yourself "How" you know that.

 

[gendanken]

Fire:

If you want the answer just ask yourself "How" you know that.

HA!
Fresh from a pm and here you are back to slutting again. Shame on you.

Anyway, this should prove fun:

Too funny! It's bad enough that he's made a fool of himself...now he is trying to pass that ugly thing off as attractive?!

Insulting another porker's oops member's pic, how dare you?!!
There are consequences for such transgressions!
Like getting both eyelides nailed wide open and forced to watch Joanna buttnaked.
Forced to appreacite the graceful lines of the Homer Simpson head delicately tracing out the handsome profile of a greasy sausage with a crew cut.
Suh-sexy.

Don't know about you girls, but I'm getting hot.

 

[John Connellan]

Too funny! It's bad enough that he's made a fool of himself...now he is trying to pass that ugly thing off as attractive?!

Are u hitting on me, Xev? U know that u were always my favourite! I am so jealous of that guy who is apparently "Xevs little fuck".

 

[John Connellan]

Like Beyonce?

Exactly!

 

[fireguy_31]

Fresh from a pm and here you are back to slutting again. Shame on you.

Sorry my love. But i thought you knew: a slut is a slut is a slut.
EDIT: no shame in that.

 

[water]

roas

Learn to spell.

“ Why do I know that you like whores? ”
If you want the answer just ask yourself "How" you know that.

Oh, I know that: You look into the mirror, and you want what you see: a whore.

Don't know about you girls, but I'm getting hot.

I am as bored as a cat, poking at a grasshopper whose leg she bit off, and spat out.

Are u hitting on me, Xev?

Of course she is hitting on you! With a sledge hammer!
Too bad that you are so flat that there's nothing to hit on ...

U know that u were always my favourite! I am so jealous of that guy who is apparently "Xevs little fuck".

Well, you can always be "Xev's big loser fuck". But I guarantee you that you won't last. She'll get rid of you in a blink.

No offense, Xev.

 

[John Connellan]

Rosa, just get over me will u?!

 

[Logically Unsound]

im sorry, but i cant stop laughing at the pointlessness of this crap.
seriously, are yoyu actually taking any of this seriously, cause if you are, i gaurantee YOU are the sad one here. caring about this stuff is soo shit. and thats the best word i can think of for it. anything else would require excessive cranial activation i dont want to know, im knackered and it would lower me to your level.

john: re-register here with your sub-title as your user name

rosa: come on woman drop it. if he was so shit youd have left this thread the second you read it, and not bothered to come back unless you wanted to laugh at someone.

danke and xev: well, your you, go you lions into the arena and ill stand and cheer fromt the sidelines while you rip up the innocent christians. perhaps reevaluating why you come here in your free time, and spend all (99%) insulting people and gettting pissed off at people. thats the main reason i dont partake in the bullshit threads like this, except fot posts like this.

bye....

 

[Xev]

Rosa:

Of course she is hitting on you! With a sledge hammer!
Too bad that you are so flat that there's nothing to hit on ...

Or so dense that my mallet would rebound, like Mjolnir, to me.

Well, you can always be "Xev's big loser fuck". But I guarantee you that you won't last. She'll get rid of you in a blink.

With regard, but I doubt John Conollen could be accurately described as "big".

No offense, Xev

None taken, and I thank you for the entertainment your suitor provides

gendanken:

Insulting another porker's oops member's pic, how dare you?!!
There are consequences for such transgressions!
Like getting both eyelides nailed wide open and forced to watch Joanna buttnaked.

I am now perusing my big book "1001 Sanguine Ways to Punish Gendanken for that horrid thought"
I should say that the ultra-violents had it easy.

Forced to appreacite the graceful lines of the Homer Simpson head delicately tracing out the handsome profile of a greasy sausage with a crew cut.

I'd say he looks like Ricky Martin's hydroencephalic elder brother after a steady diet of Twinkies.

John Connolon:
Perhaps this would benefit:
http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html

When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.

Cheer up! At least you can make women laugh.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2255

 

[gendanken]

Xev:

I am now perusing my big book "1001 Sanguine Ways to Punish Gendanken for that horrid thought"

Pardon, but punishment is ambrosia for the wicked.

I'd say he looks like Ricky Martin's hydroencephalic elder brother after a steady diet of Twinkies.

*chuckle*

I was wondering really, and am being dead honest: is it the monitor’s horrid resolution or is his head really that red?
He resembles something perpetually in heat or perpetually masturbating.
Or this guy:
http://home.flash.net/~rpf/monkey.htm

Rosa:

I am as bored as a cat, poking at a grasshopper whose leg she bit off, and spat out.

Those are Australian, you know.

Too bad that you are so flat that there's nothing to hit on ...

More like annoyingly round and hinting of a chubby abdomen we can't see.
Pity.
Makes a girl want to poke his tummy with a glock and hear him giggle.

Logically:

im sorry, but i cant stop laughing at the pointlessness of this crap.
seriously, are yoyu actually taking any of this seriously, cause if you are, i gaurantee YOU are the sad one here. caring about this stuff is soo shit. and thats the best word i can think of for it. anything else would require excessive cranial activation i dont want to know, im knackered and it would lower me to your level.

john: re-register here with your sub-title as your user name

rosa: come on woman drop it. if he was so shit youd have left this thread the second you read it, and not bothered to come back unless you wanted to laugh at someone.

danke and xev: well, your you, go you lions into the arena and ill stand and cheer fromt the sidelines while you rip up the innocent christians. perhaps reevaluating why you come here in your free time, and spend all (99%) insulting people and gettting pissed off at people. thats the main reason i dont partake in the bullshit threads like this, except fot posts like this.

bye....

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Logically Unsound]

no problem.

 

[water]

I was wondering really, and am being dead honest: is it the monitor’s horrid resolution or is his head really that red?

He's Irish. They are kinda reddish.

“ I am as bored as a cat, poking at a grasshopper whose leg she bit off, and spat out.
”
Those are Australian, you know.

We have our own grasshoppers in Europe too.

More like annoyingly round and hinting of a chubby abdomen we can't see.
Pity.
Makes a girl want to poke his tummy with a glock and hear him giggle.

Yay! I wonder what his voice is like.

 

[Dreamwalker]

Funny, perhaps someone should go ahead and open a thread called "John"...

And indeed, we have grasshoppers here in Europe. I think that the insects in question might be locusts.

So, tell me, is it fun to pick on this sad person? Ah, I suppose it is some sadistic pleasure you find in torturing him. But this seems a bit pointless (and perhaps unfair, three to one... not that I want to join), but since there was no real point to begin with, I suppose there is not problem.

I think you could as well be beating on a sponge for all the effect it has. But I suppose I better shut up, otherwise some of the local sadistic bitches might take offense.

 

[Xev]

Dreamwalker:

So, tell me, is it fun to pick on this sad person? Ah, I suppose it is some sadistic pleasure you find in torturing him. But this seems a bit pointless

Dear heavens no, we are not sadists. That would require spending at least six months mocking poor John Connolen, deriving sexual pleasure thereby, and feelings of marked distress or interpersonal difficulty.

My attention span for this would not last six days, let alone six months.

Although I do note - thinking of John Connollen in any sexual situation causes me marked distress.

gendanken:

He resembles something perpetually in heat or perpetually masturbating.

I was thinking of the skin of a red mango.
Mmm, mango!

/Edit:
Just for fun:
diagnose yourself!

 

[gendanken]

Dream:

Funny, perhaps someone should go ahead and open a thread called "John"...

And indeed, we have grasshoppers here in Europe. I think that the insects in question might be locusts.

So, tell me, is it fun to pick on this sad person? Ah, I suppose it is some sadistic pleasure you find in torturing him. But this seems a bit pointless (and perhaps unfair, three to one... not that I want to join), but since there was no real point to begin with, I suppose there is not problem.

I think you could as well be beating on a sponge for all the effect it has. But I suppose I better shut up, otherwise some of the local sadistic bitches might take offense.

I was actually referring mostly to the cave grasshoppers or crickets that cannibalize themselves- native to Australia.
I hear Australian wolves shoot themselves in the foot as well.

That aside- sadism requires sexual torment or desire. John is, in all honesty, an eyesore and I'm not being juvenile nor comical. There is nothing about him that makes a girl even ...flinch…… down there.
His kind you only wish to expend the few seconds it would take to destroy.

Xev:

I was thinking of the skin of a red mango.
Mmm, mango!

...which would be the uakari. A red mango. HA!

 

[Rappaccini]

... I have still obviously made an impression on all 3 of u. Gendy, Xev and Rosa! With my deep knowledge of the female mind, I am led to think...

You should write a book.

... I tend to go for the feminine girls... that doesn't mean girls who cannot discuss... It also doesn't mean girls who will bow down to my every need.

Then what does it mean?

I bet Gendy is some butch-looking obese farmer-type girl who is resorting to slagging off men coz she still hasn't got laid yet. Urghhhh.

Is that your picture, left of your username?

The fact is, I am quite successful with the opposing sex...

The "opposing sex," is it?

Freudian slip, mayhap?

(cum on, have u seen my avatar? Haha).

...

I don't give a shit about any of u women here and what u think! Thats why I have the power and u don't.

You have the power, Heman?

All right, quit participating if you don't give a shit.

I dare you not to respond.

 

[Xev]

gendanken:

..which would be the uakari. A red mango. HA!

I now pronounce you "Holy Mistress of the Scrabble Words"

*Swings censor*

Rappaccini:

Then what does it mean?

Girls desperate enough to put out for him.