Girls evil, because money is the root of all evil, and here's how
We all know that it takes time and money to keep a girl happy, so
Girls = (Time)(Money)
And, we all know the old saying "time is money", so
Girls = (Money)(Money) or (Money)^2
Of course, Money is the root of all evil
Money = √(Evil)
So therefore,
Girls = (√(Evil))^2
And cancel out the square and root.
Girls = Evil.
Therefore, Money must be the root of all evil, seeing as we know that girls are evil from personal experience.
We all know that it takes time and money to keep a girl happy, so
Girls = (Time)(Money)
And, we all know the old saying "time is money", so
Girls = (Money)(Money) or (Money)^2
Of course, Money is the root of all evil
Money = √(Evil)
So therefore,
Girls = (√(Evil))^2
And cancel out the square and root.
Girls = Evil.
Therefore, Money must be the root of all evil, seeing as we know that girls are evil from personal experience.