If you absolutely positively HAD to pick a DIFFERENT theology from what you have now, what would it be?
I think I'd be a Jew. But I'm open to other ones I don't know about yet. And looking at this there are a LOT I've never heard of. Any ones that meditate, I can't do. And any where I can't eat meat, I won't do.
Aw CRAP!!! Jews don't eat pork do they.
Hmm daoism. Sounds a lot like what is in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
I don't like incense. Would I have to use it?