Only five words

[geordief]

Baby otters have more gravitas.

 

[TheFrogger]

Than the duck-billed platypus.

 

[wegs]

This thread is otterly silly

 

[TheFrogger]

...said the duck-billed platypus.

 

[geordief]

who was urchin' to miaou

 

[RainbowSingularity]

Kelp-Me cried the urchin

 

[TheFrogger]

I can't breathe! If only...

 

[geordief]

Sea horses were real horses.

 

[TheFrogger]

...and the moon hadn't crashed...

 

[geordief]

-landed on the poor urchin,

 

[TheFrogger]

Then baby trump would be...

 

[kx000]

consumed by a giant douche.

 

[sideshowbob]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

 

[wegs]

...the mysterious ghost wandered back.

 

[TheFrogger]

To find horsey had bolted...

 

[geordief]

How do you do woohoo?

 

[davewhite04]

Kelp-Me cried the urchin

Yep a picture paints a thousand words

 

[davewhite04]

Rainbow: The alert said you had quoted one of my posts, I cannot find your post to reply to?

EDIT: Different thread, my mistake.

 

[sideshowbob]

Yep a picture paints a thousand words

Can't you count to five?
Why not use your fingers?

 

[Michael 345]

Why not use your fingers?

I lost two in accident