Only five words

[sideshowbob]

"Somebody better lasso that guy."

 

[TheFrogger]

But Stirrupless had already bolted...

 

[wegs]

The ghost did a face-palm...

 

[kx000]

Then the otter prince proclaimed

 

[geordief]

The otter princess his partner

 

[wegs]

She bought a beautiful dress

 

[geordief]

Such a flight of fancy.

 

[wegs]

They would rule the land...

 

[geordief]

"Hell is otter people" Sartre

 

[sideshowbob]

Soylent Green is people too.

 

[geordief]

But where is the beef?

 

[RainbowSingularity]

Beloved was the little urchin

 

[wegs]

Beloved was the little urchin

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This is my fave post.

 

[geordief]

which the moon fell on

 

[TheFrogger]

...and crushed the land. Then...

 

[geordief]

the moon felt quite deflated

 

[TheFrogger]

...and it floated away, leaving...

 

[geordief]

Armstrong's flotation gear seriously holed.

 

[TheFrogger]

Neil Armstrong was flat. Buzz...

 

[geordief]

screamed "hold on thar pard'ner!"