News from the Colonies - America's War in Iraq

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When they finally get their kit, they probably have a right old knees-up.

Sorry, I don't know where I get this stuff, seriously.
 
Because I want to see your definition. So far, the ME has acted pretty well in accordance with your values- the weak take from the strong, and if anyone bitches about it, who cares? Saw her head off or something.
Mine was a rhetorical question.

It wasn't needing an actual response.

It was a place-keeping crowd pleaser.

Good to see that your expensive leftie education has you at the top of your game.

;)
 
It's not earning so well right now. Heading for a recession, last time I heard.
Even in our worst recession we earn more than your little piece of paradise.

Oz iz a personal favorite of mine. Like us, y'all don't seem to appreciate your true place in the scheme of things as decided by others.

You just seem to have a problem with your actual betters. ;)
Because it likes to paint itself as world policeman and moral guide? Hmm... that isn't going too well right now either, is it?
We're the planet's current Alpha Male.

We roll our socks down for you so you can bite our ankles as if cotton socks were no obstacle.
You presume to speak for all Americans, as usual.
No.

I only presume to speak for my fellow Americans who are so commited to the American concept that our cold, dead hands will be your best earned trophy -- if your ilk actually survives such an encounter.
Have you ever considered that they didn't appoint you as their spokesman?
Have you ever considered that I'd be appointed long before you?
You may have a daddy complex, but don't drag your fellow countrymen into it.
You may own effete, but we aren't required to imitate you.
I don't see too many of your soldiers who are serving in Iraq and dodging the IEDs laughing.
I don't see your limited powers of observation as mattering in the grand scheme of things.

You're Ozzie. You're family.

You're welcome at my table.

I have a big back yard with plenty of room, and a shovel, if you insist on disrespecting your betters.
 
Mine was a rhetorical question.

It wasn't needing an actual response.

It was a place-keeping crowd pleaser.

Good to see that your expensive leftie education has you at the top of your game.

;)

I get it it.
You say contradictory things without substance to rile people up, right?

There's a special word for people like you on the internet. Troll.
 
Mr G said:
I have a big back yard with plenty of room, and a shovel, if you insist on disrespecting your betters.
How many piles have you got buried in it, for goodness sake?
If you keep digging, do you just find more of the same old shit, or do you think there might be some new shit somewhere?
 
Mr. G:

Even in our worst recession we earn more than your little piece of paradise.

Is this a competition to see whose country is bigger?

The Oz dollar is set to overtake the US dollar in value any day now.

You just seem to have a problem with your actual betters.

Are you supposed to be one of my betters? Better in what way?

We're the planet's current Alpha Male.

You big Republican, you! :)

I only presume to speak for my fellow Americans who are so commited to the American concept that our cold, dead hands will be your best earned trophy -- if your ilk actually survives such an encounter.

So, you speak primarily for gun-toting rednecks, I take it?
 
We're the planet's current Alpha Male.

since when were raging paranoia, insecurity and inferiority complex the sign of an alpha male?

Sounds more like a geeky teenage girl to me.

The USA needs someone to braid her pigtails while she pigs out on a 3 gallon bucket of icecream, and bitches about how the rest of the world hates her and thinks she's fat.
 
patel said:
The USA needs someone to braid her pigtails while she pigs out on a 3 gallon bucket of icecream, and bitches about how the rest of the world hates her and thinks she's fat.
The pig-pig alliteration doesn't work for me. But gem quality is in reach. I'd keep the first, turning the blade sideways, and change the second.
 
Interesting news item on the Beeb last nite: the Bush Administration has decided to maintain a permanent military presence in, guess where? The Bill is about to be signed.

Some White House dude was on camera denying that the US wants any permanent large bases in the country (it has built a few big ones though??), and said nothing or wasn't asked about plans for a 0.7b US Embassy, which sounds like a codeword for "Administrative Complex with Multiple Intelligence Assets", or somesuch.
 
Mr. G:

Is this a competition to see whose country is bigger?
No. It's a foregone conclusion.
The Oz dollar is set to overtake the US dollar in value any day now.
Ah. Any day now the Oz dollar will be worth more than it ever has. As much value as the US$ in a moment of temporary situational weakness.

Only one of our two dollars has a serious upward valuation in its future.
Are you supposed to be one of my betters? Better in what way?
More lucky. Just like all us post-KT mammals.

More wealthy.
You big Republican, you! :)
I'm a big, non-affiliated registered Independent.

And you're just a pedestrian bigot driven by intellectually lazy stereotype.

Progressive, is it?
So, you speak primarily for gun-toting rednecks, I take it?
I speak primarily for gun-toting Americans.

Americans who spell Testosterone with a capital T.
 
Irony?

Mr. G said:

I speak primarily for gun-toting Americans.

And yet gun-toting Americans get really pissed off if others depict them as being remotely like you. What an irony, then, that their spokesman should be the epitome of everything they don't want to be seen as.
 
Some White House dude was on camera denying that the US wants any permanent large bases in the country
By this I mean he was moving his head from side to side, and starting sentences with: "No, ..." but if you turned your own head to rotate the image, he was in fact nodding his head, and saying: "On, ...".
 
The pig-pig alliteration doesn't work for me. But gem quality is in reach. I'd keep the first, turning the blade sideways, and change the second.

Thanks for the constructive criticism - I hadn't noticed the duplication of "'pig" -had I spotted it I would have phrased it slightly differently.

How about:

The USA needs someone to braid her pigtails while she shovels a 3 gallon bucket of icecream down her insatiable gaping maw, and bitches about how the rest of the world hates her and thinks she's fat.
 
Mr. G:

Ah. Any day now the Oz dollar will be worth more than it ever has.

No. The Oz dollar was worth more than the US dollar until the Oz was floated in the 1980s. Originally, when Australia converted from Pounds to dollars, the Aus dollar was based on the UK pound sterling.

Only one of our two dollars has a serious upward valuation in its future.

I assume you mean the Australian dollar.

I'm a big, non-affiliated registered Independent.

You're not really independent when you vote Republican every time, you know.

But I'm sure it gives you comfort to think you are.

And you're just a pedestrian bigot driven by intellectually lazy stereotype.

If it quacks like a duck, as they say...
 
Thumpers on parade

Source: Seattle Times
Link: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2004444827_iraqgospel29.html
Title: "Marines accused of proselytizing in Fallujah; gospel verse on coins", by James Naji and Leila Fadel
Date: May 29, 2008


This is just what we need:

At the western entrance to the Iraqi city of Fallujah on Tuesday, Muamar Anad handed his residence badge to the U.S. Marines guarding the city. They checked to be sure he was a city resident, and when they were done, Anad said, a Marine slipped a coin out of his pocket and put it in his hand.

Out of fear, he accepted it, Anad said. When he was inside the city, the college student said, he looked at one side of the coin. "Where will you spend eternity?" it asked.

He flipped it over, and on the other side it read, "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life. John 3:16."

"They are trying to convert us to Christianity," said Anad, a Sunni Muslim like most residents of this city in Anbar province. At home, he told his story, and his relatives echoed their disapproval: They'd been given the coins, too, he said.

"Iraq is investigating a report that U.S. military personnel in Fallujah handed-out material that is religious and evangelical in nature," said Rear Adm. Patrick Driscoll, a U.S. military spokesman, in a statement e-mailed to McClatchy Newspapers. "Local commanders are investigating since the military prohibits proselytizing any religion, faith or practices."


(Naji and Fadel)

The Iraqi people, already wary of their occupiers, are looking upon this latest matter as one of exploitation, a humiliating proselytization intended to take advantage of their weak position in their own country. In the battle for hearts and minds, such as it is called these days, a deviant appeal to the soul is a prescription for disaster. Indeed, as one man explained, the coins recalled for him tales of abuse and torture at Abu Ghraib, the rape adn murder of a fourteen year-old girl: "Now we have this missionary way by these coins .... We feel the Muslims are weak and we hope that we will reach a point when we are strong to let them know what is wrong and what is right."

While in truth this incident does not have the makings of the proverbial straw, we must be wary of the burdens we place upon the backs of the Iraqi people. Certainly there are some who would view this incident in puzzlement should retribution arise, but we must take care that when the Iraqis throw off their burdens, part of that task does not involve gunning down more Americans. Quite clearly, there are elements within the theater that need less provocation than this to kill.
 
So is that how adults behave Mr. G? Arguing over who has the biggest? Who can beat who up?

Real grown up.
 
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