My Movie: "NUKE"

What's most interesting about this thread is how surprised hapsburg is that people haven't fell in love with his horrible idea.
He's like "what the? you bastards, how dare you".
You should make a movie about a guy that goes around pitching movies to producers, only to get really offended and argumentative when he's rejected.
After particularly harsh criticism and rejection from a big name filmmaker who was his boyhood idol, our hero attempts suicide by trying to hang himself but the rope snaps and he stubs his toe on the corner of a chest of drawers. This makes him really really irritated, and he sets off on a murderous rampage through hollywood.
He knocks off everyone who laughed at his ideas and rejected him, systematically, and with methods from the many pathetic scripts he presented them. So as to really teach them a lesson.
Then, his nemesis and worst enemy, the guy who always got better grades for his films in filmschool and mocked our hero's works (sometimes even pointing out the flaws to their teacher who would agree) makes a movie about the hollywood murders which is ridiculously successfull. The killer is also depicted as a real pathetic loser.
This drives the main character insane, and he confesses to the murders while in a crazy rage thinking it would somehow negate the success of the film, but it just causes more hype.
The successfull film maker interviews the now convicted murderer for a special feature on the dvd. The interview is really insulting and condescending and eventually the tragic hero loses it and tries to choke the interviewers neck with his shackled hands.
Guards promptly taser the prisoner, and the interviewer kicks the shit out of him to such a degree that the prisoner is paralysed permanently and left unable to speak.
It's decided the interviewer acted in self defense and he's labelled a hero for defending himself adequately from the attacks of a madman.
The paralysed madman is incorrectly deemed to be a vegetable and his feeding tube is taken out, no one protests and for his last weeks on earth the successfull filmmaker visits him every day just to look in his eyes and say "you're a fucking failure, faggot" over and over and occassionally spit on him and rub food in his face and do other miscallaneous indignities.
Infact, the last hour of the movie could be dedicated to these hospital visits, just to really maximise the affect.
 
Strike that, they don’t need to stinkin’ motivation, they’re bad motherfuckers.
By the way, I think hacker should have X-ray vision and an ESP cannon implemented in his chest, and Murdock should be super skilled with knives because he spend his childhood in a circus.

And patch should launch witty jokes every now and again (why did the tomato cross the street….) while wrench plays Russian roulette with his victims before he shoots them.

Yeah boy, this one’s going to be a hit.
 
oh, thank you. finally, someone with a question besides "its not formulaic, why did ya make it?"

okay, Hacker is completely insane. im talking lunatic, he just likes to kill people. Patch does too, but to a lesser extent. Hacker wants to kill those that turned him into this monsterious thing, this invincible human, because he lost his humanity after the experiment. He knows nuke will get in his way, so he just desides to kill him. After they kill almost everyone, hacker thinks nuke is dead. he is proved wrong a few scenes later.
Patch had his eye shot out in the war, hence his name "Patch" (eyepatch). He thinks its nuke's fault, because nuke led the team on the mission where patch lost his eye.
Wrench, who organized it, but you dont find that out until the fourth movie, is just jealous of nuke and everything nuke has.
 
Wrench, of course, fights on Nuke's side before nuke 4.
dont be sarcastic. hacker is just crazy, patch hates nuke, and wrench is actually the 'normal human' guy in this.

Hacker- the heavy assault guy, is nearly invincible, and wants revenge on those that destroyed his humanity.
Patch- sniper, he picks his victims off from far away. hes pissed because he lost his eye and blames it on nuke's bad leadership.
Nuke- has major anger-management problems, but is overall normal
Wrench- other than having a good grasp of tactics, and mechanics (he was a combat engineer), he's the only true 'normal' guy here.
 
But what about the casting?

For patch I think there is no doubt about Kurt “fuck cobain” Russel.

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Murdock on the other hand should posses the vital traits of the Hero, mentally as well physically.

I’d go for Ray Liotta with a moustache


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haha...
no.
now, you dont have be such asses about it, dont have to be so fucking negative about everything. i know of worse plots that have been succesful...
we already have the cast:

im playing wrench.
walter 'weston' hill is playing hacker
andrew 'tyler' cobb is playing nuke
one of my other friends, james, i forget his last name, is 'patch'
we have yet to think of who is going to be 'nicky'.

all these people are my friends, and people who have created PyroPictures from the ground up.
i didnt think of nuke, so dont wail on me. wail on my friend, and co-director, Tyler Cobb, he thought of Nuke and made it into a comic initially. We just tweaked the idea and plot, and made nuke a bit more normal.
In the comic, nuke had bulletproof skin, a product of a freak accident as a child. I said that this made him too inhuman, and no-one could connect with this. tyler took that part out.
Hacker didnt exist in the comic. We added him. My friend Weston thought of the whole 'hacker' thing and his backstory.
Patch did have an eyepatch and everything in the comic, but he had blondish-brown hair in the comic; we edited it to make it black.
Wrench was in the comic also, but had a minor role. We re-edited him to have a larger role.
After we put 'hacker' in the comics we had this: hacker was a lackey to Patch, but resented him, and killed him. He takes some of his blood, and in 'nuke 5' he made clones of patch and took over Berlin. He did something similar to Moscow in 'nuke 7'
We edited that shit out.
In 'nuke 8', we have hacker torturing nicki, whose original name was 'bomm'. tyler thought of that. blah blah blah, nuclear bomb goes off, and both hacker and nuke are killed. Supposedly, the last scene of the comic showed nuke in heaven with nicki/bomm. We edited half of this out.
We also shortened the series to four instead of eight.
So, you see, because of Tyler, it was a lot stupider and lot longer.
We re-edited it to have that nuke and hacker permanently die in nuke 4.
 
Tell me if I’m invading your turf here, but I just had an amazing manifestation about the opening scene..

Okay, Hacker is lying in his cell, right? He’s having a flashback from the war.

Murdock: They are thirsty for our blood (there are loads of gooks searching for them as they hide in the bushes)
Hacker whispers: My blood is divine; with strength I burn as my vital juices combust my enemies into ash
Murdock: Be quiet hacker, there are too many of them, we must wait for them to clear out of the area
Hacker: You lack the spirit of the warrior (he jumps out and start fucking massacring the gooks)

Now patch who always follows Hacker runs after him.

Murdock: Those fools!

Patch now gets his eye shot out as he proceeds deeper into the jungle.
They never see Murdock again until the wedding, they blame Murdock
for leaving them to die.

I know you have a cast ready, but I still think hacker should be played by Jeff Goldblum


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Yeah, I see a big problem with the casting.
They're all nobodies.
Surely you could squeeze queen latifah in there somewhere
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Perhaps wrench could be a sassy mamma who doesn't take no crap?
Beats "normal human guy" wouldn't you say?
If there must be a normal human guy it has to be played by ben stiller, he's delightfull.
 
damn. thats a good first scene. actually, the orignal thing was that hacker fought in 'nam, but before nuke and patch were born. we were going to have that nuke is born in 1989, and that the movie takes place in 2019. we edited it to take place in the early 90s, and that they all knew each other from the gulf war.
patch was originally a neonazi who was being besieged by the cops at a warehouse. nuke drops in from a chopper, which he owns, and shoots his eye out. we edited it.
thats a good idea for hacker, except that hacker has wide nostrils, blonde spikey hair, and usually wears a rangter jacket over camo clothes.
 
Yes.. a negro that takes no shit.

Though, I’m seeing something along the lines of the “Whala wham wHaM WHOZZLE! lay some skinn-o my duuds!” funny nigger.


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no, you dont get it. wrench is a guy. not a black chick. a white guy with brown hair and green eyes. maybe i should post pics.
actually, i would but whenever i attach images, it doesnt work. i dont get it.
 
looks like some underacheived racial mixing session, hacker looks like hitler's aryan dream, patch looks jewish and nuke looks like a matrix wanabee slav with an identity chrisis...
 
kind of.
we created the character looks after we chose the parts.
oh, and the hacker...that is what Weston looks like. swear to fuckin' god, that is what he looks like. except his hair is a bit more...'dishwater blone' and his eyes a bit more 'navy blue' than 'blue'.
nuke just has long hair down to his eyes. he doesnt usually wear the longcoat, i just put it there. he usually just wears black pants, black long-sleeve, and a short jacket.
patch isnt jewish, he's just unkempt.
 
whats the plot of the movie? I really think someone should make a movie based on the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy as i would watch it several times.
 
the plot is, for the first one, that nuke's fiancee is killed by hacker and patch. then, he and wrench go on revenge. hacker subplot gets mixed up in it, and eventually theres a some chase scenes, some just plain killing sequences, and some suspense stuff.
wanna know what happens at the end of nuke 1? its kinds funny.
 
seriously, man. its interesting, and sets it up for nuke 2.
ill tell ya anyway. need to get it out before i can move on the nuke 2:

in a basement, nuke and patch are brawling, when hacker comes out of nowhere and mauls nuke with his bare hands, and cuts him up pretty badly, but doesn't kill him. afterwards:
"d'you want me to kill him, hacker?"
"no, patch. leave him be. we'll kill him later."
"but..."
"later!"

scene shifts to a dark room, where patch is sitting. Suddenly, you here hacker's voice:
"patch. you failed me. you are not worthy of my grand plan, you are too weak, and too brash."
"what the hell are you talking about? where are you? i cant see you!"
"goodbye, buddy. you just weren't cut out for it"
hacker's face appears from the darkness, and you hear a muffled gunshot.
*screen goes black. credits roll*
 
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