Lord, Lunatic or Liar?

You have misconstrued, as many do, that verse. God did not harden his heart, as I had said; he provided the circumstances for Pharoah, but that is all.

I hope I don't have to explain that

Sorry Pat - you do! Actually, I am quite used to Christians completely twisting what the scriptures do say to fit what they would like them to say. But you'll need to do some pretty fancy footwork to pull this one off to my satisfaction.

And once you've explained this, please provide the rationale for killing every man, woman and child in the various cities in the land of Canaan and giving that land to the children of Israel (while Jehovah kept the spoils of war for himself)? Don't bother mentioning that Jehovah allowed one prostitute from the city of Jericho to live - she was a traitor to her own people who helped two Hebrew spies.

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Infinity,

Great! Finally, an honest post!! LOL!!! Nice to meetcha, monkey-cat! LOL.

(Is is just me, or does this guy crack you all up too?)
 
Jesus was the first Anarchist.

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Originally posted by tiassa:
Jesus was the first Anarchist.


The FIRST one? I don't know about that. Socrates might fit that description. He did get the authorities upset though...!

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Originally posted by Searcher:

And once you've explained this, please provide the rationale for killing every man, woman and child in the various cities in the land of Canaan and giving that land to the children of Israel (while Jehovah kept the spoils of war for himself)? Don't bother mentioning that Jehovah allowed one prostitute from the city of Jericho to live - she was a traitor to her own people who helped two Hebrew spies.


I'm sorry, could you clue me in to what chapter and verse you are specifically citing? You are not ringing any bells here...


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Pash--

Fair enough. It was just a wild hair. In college I had the wonderful opportunity to demonstrate that Jesus was not a Messiah or Son of God. I did a fair job, but we all knew it came down to faith speculation. The best I could come up with at the time was political rabble-rouser; despite all else, I think it's fair to say the term applies.

But I do think of Socrates as more of an exclusive builder than deconstructor. There's where I would split the Socrates hair, but my Socratic studies are far lacking any sense of real qualification to that.

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:

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Tiassa,

Anarchy rules, dude.

And to contribute my two cents....Jesus is the human manifestation of God the Father, our Creator. They are one in the same, just two different manifestations. The third manifestation of Him is the Holy Spirit. What string were we talking about the trinity in? They are NOT three separate identities, but ONE identity, and three different manifestations of the same. Make sense?

And dag gone it....God is not an ET for crying out loud!!!!!! Aliens are demonic, demonic, demonic!!!!!!

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Ditto that, Lori.

I'd like to challenge Tiassa on the divinity of Jesus. I'd like to hear her major arguing points against the issue.

I guess the real crux of Jesus' divinity is the Reserrection. If THAT did not happen, boy, there's a lot of ideas that collapse!

But, (in my opinion), there is great evidence for it.

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Pash--

See what I can do ... it's over five years old, but the paper I wrote still makes cameos among all my junk. The only citation I recall off the top of my head was a gentleman named C.G. Monetfiore, who wrote about 1928-30. His portion I recall using to establish A) that Jesus' earthly family was of the Pharisees, and B) that Galilee at the time of Jesus' upbringing was essentially a Biblical Haight-Ashbury, with zealots and prophets running amok in the streets.

A European author named Mayer or Meyersson (use your imagination until I find the citation) established, for my purposes, that Jesus' being executed as a thief is no surprise, as most political opponents were put to death as thieves in the time.

Those were the primary academic points, aside from a littering of quotes from various textbooks and articles that were barely relevant. The real feat came in arguing that Jesus--and I can quote this from myself--"sought primarily political change, and could not by any means have forseen the ministry that would come in his name; had he that foresight, it is entirely possible that his mission would have been executed differently." This, of course, is arguable in any institution whose first devotion is not to Christ, but I was able to put the icing on the cake with a couple of simple literary citations, the most dramatic being from Ray Bradbury's Graveyard for Lunatics in which a young Hollywood writer composes the "True Last Supper" when the disciples encounter him on a beach, and share a meal of fish in the afternoon; the crux of the point being Bradbury's device for the ascension: midday heat on sand on a hill.

My professor bought it. I recall that, the last time I read it, I dismissed a couple of the smaller points as juvenile--that is, more included to demonstrate some political sympathy than to add to the weight of evidence.

But it all added up nicely enough that I should have written a novel; I'd be rich now. ;)

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:

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I'd be interested in your take on the miracles Jesus performed, witnessed by (at least) hundreds; Prophecies before He came as well as after, and the Reserrection.

That oughta hold 'cha! :)

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Pash--

For the miracles I point initially to Bradbury's ascension. Since then, Don Imus, of all people, got a good take of walking on water, an illusion similar to several suggested "parting of the seas" theories. The feeding of the masses, of course, was taught by my Lutheran preacher as an allegory for the transformation of people's hearts ... definitely a miracle, but not as most modern Christians seem to interpret it.

Of many of the miracles, I seem to recall that good ol' Oral Roberts was a "faith healer" a few years back. Were those healings "miraculous", or were they fraud? Of Lazarus ... I can't even remember what that ... tetra-something or another from the Caribbean, featured in Craven's "Serpent & the Rainbow" ... curare can create the appearance of death as well. Comas, ad nauseum. Part of what I'm hinting after here is that I distrust the fundamental clarity of the retellings; thirty seconds after a shooting near my office, I knew twelve people who saw the shooter, and they gave about four generally varying descriptions, including skin color and height. Thirty minutes later, we had pinned it down to one of those descriptions, according to Seattle Police advisement; when the arrest finally came, absolutely none of the descriptions were accurate.

Of the prophecies ... how many of them did Jesus have access to? What was it he was reading to the rabbis when he was 12? Gee, might it not have contained some of the prophecies that he would later fulfill? Hey, give me an old prophecy that enough people have heard, and I can, with time and care, fulfill it. Furthermore, we deal, in the case of the Old Testament, with differences in interpretation of the prophecies. Give me a prophecy? How about "Give me an event and I will make it fit a preexisting prophecy." (This is a rhetorical proposition; myself, I am hardly a Nostradamus fan and it has been years since I've paid close attention to prophets; in this respect, maybe we should have a topic for that.)

The fact is, though, that any counterpoint circumstance I offer to a prophecy-fulfillment is just as wrong as declaring the event to fulfill a prophecy. Therein lies the point; one of faith chooses to believe that:

* Their personal interpretation of Hebrew Prophecy is correct.
* That the account of events is accurate.
* That the academic assessment of two-thousand years' worth of the described events is accurate.

This is the essence of faith, in a way. The miracles are only miracles because the faithful choose them to be.

To wit ... this is from Catholic school:

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi go fishing. Out on the water, Father Jim's pager rings. Excusing himself, he hops out of the boat and dashes across the surface of the water to land. Upon making his call, he dashes back out across the water to the boat, whereupon Reverend Dan's pager sounds. Excusing himself, he makes the journey to land and back across the surface of the water. Rabbi Herschel, of course, is flabbergasted. Frustrated, he flings himself out of the boat and almost drowns beneath the weight of his waterlogged clothes. His fishing buddies haul him back into the boat, whereupon the Priest says, "Danny, you think we ought to show him where the rocks are?"

Juvenile, yes, but it's getting after my point. It's not a matter of whether an event happened or not. It's just that, as goes the loaves and fishes, "Farm Aid" might be a miracle, given two-thousand years to reflect on the miracles of Willie Nelson. ;)

When Jesus fed the masses, I have no trouble accepting that he accomplished such a feat. That he reached into the air and made loaves and fishes appear where they had not previously been in space and time is something I doubt.

Of the paralyzed man who walked upon Jesus forgiveness, I would point to "glove paranoia", documented by Freud, in which an inner guilt drives a person to suspend function in an otherwise functional body part.

And so forth. Again, let me reiterate that I do not argue that certain events occurred; just whether they occurred as the politically-edited Bible would have us believe if taken literally.

I cannot apply a standard to the Bible that is separate from my other standards of belief; as such, for the Bible to be true as told, so must Atlantis and the Easter Bunny; and also the alien zeppelin route between India and Central America mentioned by Huxley in Jesting Pilate

I'm aware that I'm hardly being as specific as you would like ... but we'll get to the detail in time. In the meantime, the latest miracle is how much time I've managed to waste at work today. :D

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:

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Tiassa,

But the shooting did happen right?

Pash,

Tiassa is a dude, dude.

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Tiassa,

Well, you seem to portray Jesus, at least in the miracles category, as some kind of magician, the benefactor of Christians revisionists, or other paranormal phenomenon.

Funny it's all tied to one man. Why is that people will find all these excuses to downplay the miracles, even Jesus himself, when they don't question the two first-century accounts Hannibels' unlikely crossing of the Alps with 38 elephants in tow.

Yes, I understand the problem of witness continuity. But how can you mistake a dead man brought back to life? Wine, where there was none? Sight, where there was blindness?

All made up? Tailored to fit Christianity? I'd like to think the Jews of the time would be rabid to correct those published mistakes; anything to tear Him down.

Prophecies being "made" to come true? The coming of Jesus is foretold in the Old Testament; he told of his impending death and resserection, not to mention that Peter would deny him three times, and there is more that I am forgetting.

I'd like to hear what you have to say about the Resurrection :)

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Originally posted by Lori:


Pash,

Tiassa is a dude, dude.


Really? I didn't know that, sorry. It just sounds like a girl's name or something, my apology.

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Lori--

FTR, yes, the shooting did occur. Specifically, a customer attempted to stiff a cabbie, apparently, or else an argument started inside the cab. The cabbie fired the first shot from inside the car, hitting the victim, who was able, after falling down, to get up and begin moving away, whereupon the cabbie exited the car, struck the victim with two more gunshots to the back, and then fled the scene in his cab.

The initial reports, for appearance sake, had discrepancies about whether the shooter was African-black or India-dark, discrepancies about his height and weight, and whether he was bald or had dark hair pulled back to a tail or knot; all agreed that he was a cabbie. The arrested suspect was a short, Middle-Eastern/Mediterranean man whose complexion was slightly "olive", as the term goes. He had, of course, short hair clipped to a modern style.

thanx,
Tiassa

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Pash--

Well, you seem to portray Jesus, at least in the miracles category, as some kind of magician, the benefactor of Christians revisionists, or other paranormal phenomenon.

That's a little on the harsh side. It implies a greater stake than necessary.

Specifically, I consider the factors of the times; politics and religion were greatly intertwined at the time--was John the Baptist religious or political or both? When I consider Montefiore's observations, that Jesus was born to a pharisee family, and that Galilee was a home for zealots, one begins to see the tie between Jesus and the political institution.

That Jesus fed the masses is a great example here; a very simplistic interpretation of inspired generosity served as my Lutheran explanation. But if we view the event as a political rally, in which Jesus inspired those who had to offer to those who had not, he still has fed the masses, and it is, given human character, is no less miraculous an event.

But he's hardly a fraud, as such. That his ministry was great, effective, and possibly miraculous is very easy to stomach. But the divinity ... that's a matter strictly left to faith. My Catholic-school theology teacher taugh exfoliation as one of Christ's healing miracles ... it must necessarily be left to faith to assume.

Funny it's all tied to one man. Why is that people will find all these excuses to downplay the miracles, even Jesus himself, when they don't question the two first-century accounts Hannibels' unlikely crossing of the Alps with 38 elephants in tow.

A girlfriend of mine once witnessed a conversation 'twixt myself and one of my ex-gf's. We reminisced briefly about the curious amount of chaos we went through together, and smiled in retrospect because we all were still alive. Upon leaving that place, the not-then ex pointed out: "See, we'll never be that close." I had no other option but to respond, "Yes, but your dad didn't rape you and you aren't about to kill yourself."

What's the important part there? That I was "closer" to a girl than the one who was asking? Really, did the not-yet ex really want to go through that? Point being, it's all in our perspectives.

As to why not Hannibal ... well, I don't recall that the world has suffered quite as much at the hands of Hannibal's Message of Extreme and Perfect Love. Part of that is the role which Christianity plays in our lives; certes, were we to celebrate Hannibal Day, or some-such, it might be more important to us to know the actual history that occurred there.

That the tale centers on one man is a quirk of history; we must remember the conditions that existed. A powerful minister/activist of Jesus' stature could well be remembered. Hey, we pin an awful lot of importance on Julius Caesar, and don't question that he was stabbed to death. In a hundred years, though, if the official tale includes, "Et tu, Brute?", we'll see a faith transformation of Caesar. Jesus was a very important man in his time; people knew who he was, which was a far-grander statement than it is today.

I would also counterpoint your own question with a variation: Why is it that people will find all these excuses to actualize the works of Jesus himself, when their standard of faith applies and functions nowhere else in life?

Jesus was. What came after him is the works of human beings, and necessarily imperfect. Within a century of his death, Christians were engaged in raising the status of their body political by the device of slandering their Jewish neighbors. By the time the Bible was edited and "finished" as such, what political considerations were present?

Furthermore, given that, upon Enlightenment, the Western world had to re-learn much of what the rest of the world already knew (for instance, that the world was round), we might wonder at the vernacular effect of that many generations of undereducated, politically-driven faith.

As to witness continuity:

* Mistake a dead man brought to life? Sure ... the aforementioned curare, as well as the elusive Caribbean molecule, both create deathlike symptoms. Is breathing a problem? How about psilocybin? I know that even low doses will drop respiratory rates; yes, people have checked to make sure I'm not dead when I'm tripping.

* Wine where there was none? Therein lies the question of continuity and accuracy. Flash-poof, Jesus the Juggernaut waves his magic wand wildly about and ... Abracadabra! Fish and wine! I just don't see it that way. You're talking about A) a transformation of human compassion, to incite people to share what pittances they had, or B) a violation of physics. Now, I accept B only because Christian faith requires it, so it becomes a quasi-valid point to argue against that option. But by and far, I think the Bible is much easier reconciled if we read it with a pinch of interpretive license.

* Sight where there was none? That happens these days. Ripley's records a young boxer who got smacked in a bare-knuckle match and immediately covered his ears and began howling uncontrollably; this is only significant because the young boxer was a deaf-mute. Theoretically, drugs could activate a part of the brain at random.

All made up? Tailored to fit Christianity? I'd like to think the Jews of the time would be rabid to correct those published mistakes; anything to tear Him down.

My impressions from reading Armstrong and Russell, as well as from Staniforth's edition of Early Christian Writings, that Christian/Jew rhetoric only got bad after, well ... to put it mildly, the Christians started it.

Furthermore, there were objections by the Jewish community to some claims of Jesus-as-God. By and large, these would become insignificant a thousand years later (or thereabout) when the Spanish Jewry was expelled by the Christians after retaking Spain from the Moors. But in the interim, there was little respect shown by the Christians for anything academic the Jewish might say. Again, we see the paring of the Gospels to four, as well as political infighting which affected the development of the idea of the Trinity, as well as the inclusion of the Holy Spirit in certain creeds.

Prophecies being "made" to come true? The coming of Jesus is foretold in the Old Testament; he told of his impending death and resserection, not to mention that Peter would deny him three times, and there is more that I am forgetting.

Well, the prophecies, in order to be prophecies, were written beforehand, right? Jesus knew at least some of them, right? That the coming of Jesus is foretold in the OT means little. To the one hand there is the fact that these prophecies ... again ... were written before Jesus walked. To the other, I have at least one Jewish associate who mislikes the appointment of Jesus as fulfillment of the prophecies, preferring instead to view Isaiah and others as summaries and warnings for the state of the Jewish people.

The denials by Peter have literary precedent in tales of Ereshkigal and Inanna; so, according to at least one author (Esbach), does the crucifixion. Considering, then, that the Great Flood of Old Testament fame has precedent in Bablonian cuneiform, well, we see the pattern forming, eh?

I'd like to hear what you have to say about the Resurrection

Frankly, I'd like to hear what you have to say about Elvis. What's your opinion of Schroedinger's Cat ... alive or dead or both?

The resurrection has many possibilities, from Jesus not being dead at all all the way up to imposters. Propaganda, poetry, &c. We could, literally, spend our lives on it and get no closer to an answer; I'll go wherever you choose to take that aspect of it.

And, yes, actual, honest-to-God resurrection is one of the possibilities. But right now, it's left solely to faith.

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:

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I'm sorry, could you clue me in to what chapter and verse you are specifically citing? You are not ringing any bells here...

How about the entire book of Joshua? If you don't have time for the whole thing, here's a couple of chapters to give you a good idea of what I'm talking about:

All of chapter 6: The taking of Jericho: every man, woman and child, ox, sheep and ass in the city killed - all except the traitor harlot and her family.

All of chapter 8: The taking of Ai: 12,000 men and women dead by day's end, and the king left hanging in a tree until evening, after which time his carcass was cut down and left at the city's entrance.

The bloodshed continues from there, of course, with Gibeon being the only city that gave up without a fight. The interesting part is what I've copied earlier in this thread, from Joshua 11:19,20:

<font color = "red">19 There was not a city that made peace with the children of Israel, save the Hivites the inhabitants of Gibeon: all other they took in battle.

20 For it was of the Lord to harden their hearts, that they should come against Israel in battle, that he might destroy them utterly, and that they might have no favour, but that he might destroy them, as the Lord commanded Moses.
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Have you even read the Old Testament? Do you have any idea about the nature of the God you are serving? If so, then how could you possibly love him? Or do you really only fear him?

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