You said the acceleration at the surface of the earth is 9.81 m/s^2. Well, I'm at the surface of the earth, and I am NOT accelerating towards or away from the center of the earth. My distance from the center of the earth is remaining unchanging. Therefore I have a 0 m/s velocity towards the center of the earth, and the rate at which my velocity towards the center of the earth is increasing or decreasing is 0 m/s^2.
So you say when I am laying on the beach my acceleration is 9.81 m/s^2, and I say my acceleration is 0 m/s^2.
The distance between me and the center of the earth remains unchanged, so you are wrong and I am correct. You see how that works?
Are you living in your imaginary world again where you like to pretend beach balls on the beach are accelerating at the rate of 9.81 m/s^2, when really the rate of change of velocity is 0 m/s^2? You really need to start living in reality and stop pretending.