On July 12, I was in Judge Wright's Los Angeles courtroom (1000 km round-trip road trip) to sit in the audience with a lot of professionals with Federal ID badges and a few interested amateur courtroom reporters. Rule one of courtroom practice, "Don't piss off the judge."
The moving party for the hearing, John Steele, wanted to phone into the hearing for the reconsideration of the denial of his previous motion to sanction the defense attorneys in a case where the judge accused the plaintiff, Ingenuity 13 LLC, and persons connected to it as worthy of criminal investigation. The judge ruled that several persons natural and corporate should jointly be responsible for this disgrace of this case and that if appealed a bond sufficient to pay lawyers fees past and future including interest should be filed. This was roughly $235k -- an amount arrived at on the recommendation of the winning party's argument which Ingenuity 13's lawyers refused to meet with for any meeting of the minds. So John Steele, we suspect, may have a tendency to shoot himself in the foot.
Indeed, the court's clerk disputes that he was advised to motion for telephonic appearance. And so, the judge orders his physical presence in California on the 12th.
And so he appears. The judge wants to know why there is a motion for reconsideration when no relevant grounds for reconsideration were submitted. The judge wants to know why evidence is submitted when it demonstrates no new fact -- indeed the fact was never in question. The judge wants to know why sanctions for violating the rules are appropriate when John Steele himself did not have any working email, phone or even valid address filed with the court. John Steele and the judge, it seems, have very different ideas of due process and Mr. Steele seems incapable of believing that anyone would doubt his arguments that he is the wronged one even in the face of documents he signed, submitted to the court, with his officially incorrect address on them twice. Then the judge checks if Mr. Steele is practicing law in California (he is not) and points out several recent documents filed by Mr. Steele and other pro se parties. When asked, Mr. Steele says he himself typed his own document. The judge points out that other documents look identical in front matter and back matter. (Evidence of common descent with modification!) John Steele's heated response seemed like the definition of contempt of court, and the judge told him a repetition would invite an "introduction to the U.S. Marshals." (They act as federal courtroom bailiffs, among other things.) The opposition to this motion, mostly repeated their paper arguments.
It was an nerve-wracking 45 minutes. Judge Wright (appropriate to a LA Federal Judge) even looks and sounds like Central Casting's idea of a seen-everything no-nonsense judge. John Steele's courtroom behavior was sub-par -- there was neither a strong argument that there was any injustice done or any need to reconsider and a complete unwillingness to even hear the facts and arguments that the judge was outlining. This, I think, was further evidence that many pro se parties are in a total war mind-set and it only harms their ability to represent their arguments and inferences as rational, reasonable ones.
Related coverage.
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130709/02082123745/bad-lawyer-tricks-john-steele.shtml
http://fightcopyrighttrolls.com/201...sfully-attempts-to-avoid-facing-judge-wright/
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...le-in-la-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-wright-happy/
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20...ge-wrights-court-bet-he-wishes-he-hadnt.shtml
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20...y-prenda-case-will-be-one-worth-reading.shtml